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July 27, 2005

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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
-- Albert Einstein

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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost

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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
-- Franklin P. Jones

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We must believe in luck. Or how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
-- Jean Cocturan

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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
-- Jerry Seinfeld

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It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
-- Darrin Weinberg

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Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
-- ?

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Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
-- Grossman's misquote of H. L. Mencken

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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
-- Frida

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