Golestan Palace by Kamal
February 22, 2001
Persian Bride (Houghton Mifflin, 2000) by James Buchan. Hailed as
a masterpiece in Britain, where it was first published under the title
A Good Place to Die, the novel is the story of a young Englishman,
John Pitt, who comes to Isfahan in the early 1970s and falls helplessly
in love with one of his pupils, Shirin Farameh. The lovers run away to
a deserted house in Bushehr on the Persian Gulf coast, but in the chaos
of the last years of the Shah, they are separated. This is the second extract
to appear in The Iranian. See first extract
For years now, I have sought to feel again the sensation I felt, if
only for a moment, one day during the Iranian Revolution. It was 5 November,
1978, the day they burned the banks in Tehran and paper money fluttered
here and there in the hot draughts above Ferdowsi Square. The sun was dissolving
in dirt and smoke as I set off, going nowhere in particular, except downhill,
under the force of my own gravity. I knew I must be off the street because
of the curfew. I came into Lalehzar and the reek of alcohol made me swoon.
Beneath a scorched movie poster, under the colossal bare pink legs of
a trunkless woman, the beer bars had been sacked, their window grilles
twisted as if by giants and tossed into the street. I crept down the hot
tarmac, through drifts of broken bottles and window glass, and aluminum
beer cans fused into sheets by the fire, where the chance sight of a bottle
still upright with a mouthful of vodka in it set me to maudlin reminiscence:
Drunk beyond all reason once
Nasser Khosrow took a walk outside town
And passed a dung heap and a cemetery...
There was nobody about, because of the curfew, except sometimes I glanced
through a sidestreet and saw a troop carrier plunge northward between the
dark cliffs of office buildings.
I walked on downhill. In beautiful Tehran, to walk downhill is to descend
into past times. The streets were warm and dusty and quiet and smelled
of horses, and after a while I knew I'd reached the nineteenth century.
I thought if I walked on I'd see Amin ul Mulk prance by on his grey and
the flash of the cannons he'd brought back from Moscow to call the hours
in Ramadan and the ladies passing in curtained second-hand kalashkehs and
tulips and patched dervishes and heretics hanging from the gibbet in Artillery
I found that I could not walk straight and that I was drunk on air.
Before me were iron gates. I pushed and they opened on a breeze that
cooled my cheeks. The moonlight flashed and sparkled in little canals that
criss-crossed the garden, lulling and soothing. A soldier with a rose in
his teeth and a breast-pocket bursting with banknotes appeared, smiling,
He scampered over the canals in plastic sandals, his rifle butt catching
in the box hedges. We were moving towards a rickety building that scattered
the moonlight from a million stalactite mirrors. Before it was a stone
staircase guarded by stone lions and an alabaster frieze of soldiers with
embroidered skirts and European muskets and stiff moustaches. I turned
to thank the boy, but he wasn't there. The moon rattled in the branches
of a weeping mulberry.
I lay down on the cut grass, and as I lay down, I felt I'd fallen out
of my century; and falling, left behind the blazing liquor stores and swirling
banknotes, the heat on my face and the clatter of helicopters and the women
shrieking in black georgette and the shield round my neck that read I AM
IN SEARCH OF NEWS OF MY FAMILY; left cities behind and events and certainties;
and in my solitude and shame found my way out of the world:
Sweet mamzil moon
Hiding in branches
Or bathing in a far-away canal.
Sleep scatters me with this year's leaves.
I staggered up. The sun scalded my face. On the pavement before the
mirrored porch of the palace, in a space made by tended rose bushes, three
well-dressed men were walking away from me. A fourth stood at a distance
of about fifty paces, holding a clipboard and an open fountain pen. Further
away still, a high military officer stood rigidly to attention.
The three turned; or rather the man in the centre turned, and the men
on each side skipped a step to turn with him. All were tall, but I was
surprised that the men on the outside were foreigners, Europeans or Americans.
The man on the left as I looked at the group, whom I recognised as Burchill,
the British Ambassador, was speaking softly, rapidly, with his head down,
not just out of respect but perhaps for fear of a reaction to his words.
The man on the right, who was no doubt the United States Ambassador, Freeling,
looked straight ahead as if not fully a part of what his colleague had
to say; as if, indeed, his mind were in America.
Between them, the Light of the Aryans looked baffled. His handsome face,
his gleaming hair, his well-cut suit, his patience and courtesy seemed
to have been abandoned by his troubled spirit. I saw that he was wrestling
with what Mr Burchill was saying so quickly and quietly or rather with
a conception that was new to him which was this: that he did not trust
the man, or the other, or their governments, which meant he did not trust
anybody. A pair of hooded crows flapped and fought on the pitched roof,
We stagger up.
The sun is high.
Delegations hurry by.
I stood up. Had I stayed where I was and been seen, I would have been
shot. In reality, I stood up because I was drunk on air and because I did
not think it right to eavesdrop on other people's affairs. The Shah shivered.
It was not simply that he had been here before, I can't remember when,
but as a young man, when a boy put five bullets in him in the garden of
Tehran University and he survived and thought himself under the protection
of Lord Ali himself. There was something about my wildness, and my strangeness,
that suited the drift of his thinking, as if his very suspicion of the
ambassadors had materialised me. He turned on Burchill in savagery. Burchill
sprang in front of him, not so much to shield the Shah from a bullet as
himself from suspicion. Freeling woke from his reverie, reached to his
lapels for a weapon, thought better of it, made as if to push the Shah
to the ground and thought better of that, too: as if some aura of God's
Anointed still radiated from the person of the Shah. The general was running
at me, tugging at his side-arm as if it were a snake with its teeth in
him. The official with the clipboard was stepping towards me on brilliant
I put out my arms to show I had no weapon. I smiled at the Shahinshah.
He blinked at the presumption, then relaxed.
"Disarm the boy," he said.
"It will be obeyed!"
The garden burst into life. The tin roofs bristled with riflemen. I
could see the General running at me was going to shoot me, just to be on
the safe side, and then the other fellows would turn me into a colander,
to earn their pay and expenses and at least to shoot somebody. I turned
my back to them and rested my cheek against the hot mulberry bark. That
was cowardice, but in those days I believed people had a compunction about
shooting in the back.
"Who sent you? Where is your accomplice? Where did you drop your
The official was standing very close to me, shouting so all could hear.
His breath on my cheek was putrid, as if he were ill. I sensed he was fastidious,
and anyway needed to conceal his illness, and stood so close to me only
to keep me from being shot.
I whispered: "I had business with you, Excellency." And then,
because the Immortals were all around me, peering down their automatic
weapons, a hair's breadth from riddling me, I laughed and said: "'A
dervish came into the presence of the Sultan and began to make a commotion.'"
Which, as every Iranian knows, is a story from The Rose Garden of