-- "Your Majesty Reza Shah II?" -- "Yes?" -- "I was wondering if you could make a donation during iranian.com's December fundraising campaign." -- "Umm..." -- "Iranian.com is a free speech forum. A small donation would show your commitment to democratic values." -- "Umm... " -- "Ok... I'm going to be straight with you. You donate $10,000 and I'll publish a monarchist article every day. How does that sound to you?" -- "How about $20?" -- "Twenty bucks?! I'm not that cheap, your majesty..." -- "And I want my picture on the cover." -- "Loos nasho..." -- "Last offer: $25." -- "Khodaa bedeh barekat..." PS: New advertisers get 25% off the regular rate |