March 14, 2001
Hire a maid
I believe Mr. Baniameri may be better off switching to the other side
hell with romance"]! Yes, Siamack, I believe you are better off
dating your own kind, MEN. How long have you been in the closet?
I have to give you credit though, proposing on the net that you would
like to bond more with men, buying them candy and roses, to pat other men
on their back! You have thought about this for a while haven't you!
I would like you to be aware that changing your behavior and perception
with respect to women would be easier than proposing to change a national
holiday. Let me give you some helpful hints:
1- Carrying mints and laying off the onion/koubideh on your dates. I
don't think it is healthy to eat as much chelokabab as you had mentioned
anyhow. Might want to watch that cholestrol level.
2- Lesson 101: Shaving!
3- Hire yourself a maid. They are available you know..."you can
do it!?!?!" Heck, you could even have her wear a scarf or ask your
mommy to send an outfit she used to wear and ask the maid to wear it around
the house. It might cost a few more bucks, but I believe you would find
it highly enjoyable.
4- Don't ever tell a woman you don't respect her unless you have a mile
distance between you and her. For I would hope any self-respecting woman
would... I don't believe it is appropriate to use the type of language
I am tempted to use in a magazine!
Oh, and just one more thing: Who said women don't discuss politics or
lack interest in football?