Wedneday
May 30, 2001
* Prevalent vicitm mentality
As if the American version of purported victimization and whining coming
from minorities and immigrants of all brand were not enough, we now have
to hear about the "evil" practices of the Canadian government
in form of the extended diatribe of Nakissa Sedaghat ["Polite
racism"].
It seems Iranians have acculturated well to the vicitm mentality prevalent
in the U.S. and in many Western countries. Canada has been one of the few
countries in the past thirty years to have had the most liberal open door
policy for a good number of refugees, political and religious, as well as
for immigrants of all class and color.
The fact that there may be delays and complications regarding the paperwork
of prospective immigrants is well understood and had to be accepted as part
of the bargain. How dare they have standards and requirements for the hungry
masses longing to be free?! How dare they NOT accept anyone and everyone
who simply desires to grace the Canadian landscape with his presence, without
asking any questions?!
Get a life friends. Wake up and smell the roasting coffee. Be less demanding
in your Americanized perversion for entitlements, acting as if the world,
or Canada, owes you something or everything just because you ask for it.
Bruce Kermane
* How I spent my lottery winnings
Eighty-five is the number of emails that I received from mostly Iranian
readers of Iranian.com regarding my article on winning the lottery! ["I hit
it big"] What nice people! I am proud to be an Iranian.
People congratulated me, asked various questions, suggested ways to spend,
how to be successful, asked me to donate to various organizations, asked
to meet me, wanted to have chelokabob with me, invited me to the movies
and even their homes, asked me out on a date, and wished me luck.
I appreciate all of you great, wonderful people.
Unfortunately, I was unable to respond to each email individually, so
I try to answer a few questions here. I hope that's okay with you. (And
oh, I received two negative responses as well!. The first one was a negative
verbal -- or written!-- email, and the other one was a virus, which Norton
Anti-virus caught! Whew!)
Now the questions (some of them):
- The numbers were quick-pick.
- I had spent $5 on these tickets.
- The ticket was on a multi-state lotto.
- My ticket was the only winning ticket for that drawing.
- I mostly donated to cancer and diabetes research firms, Red Cross, and
orphanages in Iran. A big chunk went to a couple of Iranian organizations
here in the U.S. One of them assists the elderly Iranians who are in need
of financial and physical attention, and the other helps reduce environmental
polution in Iran.
- No, I don't mind my countrymen/women to email/call me on this issue to
ask me questions. My concern was/is lawyers, charitable organizations, radio/TV
stations, security companies, and basically all those who want to sell me
their products and ideas! I don't want to hear from them. - So far the toys
that I have bought are a boat, and a Mercedes-Benz SL600 (no tickets yet),
I have converted a new Beetle to a power convertible, which I believe may
be the first new Beetle convertible, and two plasma TVs.
On the first day after my article was published on Iranian.com, I received
more than a half of all the emails, and of course it gradually got slower.
Instant messages are unavoidable since I get 3-4 of them every time I log
on to my account. And believe me, if I tell you I cannot talk right now,
I really don't. I am not being rude or anob. I do enjoy chatting with people,
if I have the time.
One of the questions was very interesting and creative. Someone wanted
to know what it would take for me to take her on a date just for ONE time!
I emailed her that she would have to pay :-) I might even forward her creative
email to Iranian.com if she allows me to.
Again, thank you all for your well wishes, your support, your jokes,
and your ideas. I wish I could meet all of you and thank you in person.
Bija.
* Know it all
One problem with Nooneh's
stories is the fact that she has not decided whether she is offering
us a short story or a philosophical lecture.
Nooneh, no offense, but you are not Tolstoy! None of your writings resemble
"War and Peace". Among many reasons that "Sex and the City"
sold well in the United States is the fact that it humbly asks simple questions
and mostly leaves the answers to the audience. Our Nooneh, on the other
hand, prefers taking the arrogant position of someone who knows all the
answers.
People fall in love everyday everywhere in the world. Many learn from
their past relationship and build new ones. Some keep tieing their failures
to all the large and small concepts surrounding them. Life is deeply simple.
The fact that some people can't handle simplicity does not justify projecting
complication.
Hezar Mazhab
* Haven't female writers been punished enough?
I find it absolutely distasteful to call Nooneh "Jendeh
with an agenda". I am sorry and I hope you don't mind me writing
this (bringing it to your attention) but even reprinting the same sentence
on the first page of Iranian.com was not pleasant to read/ see. After all
haven't female writers throughout history been punished enough?
Mr. Nariman Neyshapouri has the right to express his opinion and so does
Ms. Nooneh but attacking is not a wise way of proving one's opinion of a
matter as seems to be the case here.
With Kind Regards,
Payman Sadegh
* Proud of you
I can't tell you what your article did to me ["Under
the shade"]. I buried my head in my arms and cried and cried. When
you spoke about watching your father sleeping, when you wished to be at
your farm in Mashad, when you had to bury him away from his homeland...
Your dear father, wherever his soul may be, is proud of you, I am sure.
I live in Los Angeles. They say there is a big cemetery here only for
Iranians (Muslims?). I just hope I won't have to bury my father there. He
has already given strict instructions to be taken back to Shahroud, his
family home.
Take good care,
Masti Keshavarz
* Dopey
Can someone tell us how much we can pay this Setareh Sabety ["Under
the shade"] so she will stop writing her dopey articles, which
are either about putting down Pahalavi kings who did so much for our country
and/or about her father who was superman, battman, god, and just about all
of that wrapped into one?
Alex Champion
* Not the end of the world
Dear Naz, ["Getting
over first love"]
I read your letter. I think no matter what, you should never feel this
is the end of the world. I was dating a guy for almost a year, everybody
was saying that we were so right for each other. His family loved me and
I could not imagine life without him. He wanted to move to another state
for his job and he didn't want to settle down and he wasn't sure what he
wanted to do so we broke up.
I was heartbroken but then I thought everything happens for a reason.
I think it's all in your mind. Everyday when you get up just tell yourself
you are the luckiest person in the whole world and you will find the best
guy on the earth.
I got over this guy in about a week, which was very surprising for everybody.
That doesn't mean I didn't love him but I believe there should be someone
out there who is better than him.
I hope my email helped you a little. You are so young and you should
enjoy every moment of your life. Don't blame it on your parents either because
they always see the things that we don't. Wish you the best.
Nazanin
* We need to critique ourselves
In response to your letter, "Where
are the Romans", Shervan jAn - doret begardam... Ey bAbA! khAkeh
Sareh-poleh-zahAb bar saram! Why does my name bother you so much? Is it
the Shah part that is ridiculous or is it the Agha part that is ridiculous?
I am an "Agha" believe me - not a "khAnoom".
If "Shah" bothers you, well tough :-) I am asserting my right
to call myself Shah since others seem to do it too. Why can't I do it? Are
you jealous? :-) You can be Shervan Shah if you want. Just make sure your
friends don't call you Shi Shi or Sha Shoo. It is a bit risque. :-) As far
as "what difference does it make who is to blame for the lost Persian
Empire" - none really.
Other than the minor fact that as a people and culture, Asghar Shah thinks,
Iranians need to look at themselves as the problem. As Iranians, we collectively
have only ourselves, rather than others, to blame - indeed if blame is the
cure - which is not. And to dissect the term "ourselves" in this
context, it is our collective culture and way of thinking and certain attributes
therein (such as "shakhs-parasti") that is the root of all of
these problems.
We need to be able to criticize and critique ourselves, both as individuals
and as a multi-ethnic multi-religious multi-racial group. And try to do
away with those ruling attributes that have mis-produced. Very idealistic
approach, I know. At least as you say, we do exist. Why bother improving
and progressing, eh? (I learned to say "eh" in Canada :-)
And I am sorry I picked on Kourosh. He is just an example. Current regime
is also an example - even though 22 years (1979-2001)is only 0.88 percent
of 2500 years of history. The issue transcends all of these. But I guess
you are right. We should not condemn killing. Killing is good - a tradition
from our ancestors. We should celebrate it. In all cultures and in the old
world, killing was in vogue. Just like using cell phones today. Since I
log a lot of minutes on my royal-cell-phone, I should agree that killing
is OK. Hey - at least we are here. Aztecs are not. Good argument!
"har dam az in bAgh bari miresad, tAzeh tAr-o tAzeh tari miresad"
Asghar Shah (beh kooriyeh cheshmeh
doshmanAn va bad-khAhAn :-)
* Museum thieves
Sometimes i think iran is in another univese all-together. Imagine a
movie in which museum thieves hit Kerman and escape carrying Knadinsky.
No alarm, no equipment! See
here
Ramin Tabib
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