The best daughter EVER

My daughter is a big-shot radio reporter in Washington. She called the other day and made an offer.

-- "Baba! How are you?"
-- "I'm busy. What do you want?"
-- "Nothing. Just called to say hi. Cheh khabar?"
-- "Heechee. Kaar."
-- "I have an idea for your donation drive."
-- "Huh?"
-- "Make one of these ads and say, 'If you make a donation to iranian.com, you can take my daughter out."
-- "You mean they would donate AND pay for your dinner?"
-- "Sure. A nice dinner. And a movie."
-- "Ok. Sounds like fun. I'll do it."
-- "I can't believe it! My own father selling me for a buck..."
-- "It was YOUR idea!"
-- "I was KIDDING!"
-- "Oh... sorry. I guess I'm getting too desperate. By the way, can you lend me $400?"
-- "... Put up the ad. But whoever donates better be cute."

May is...
Mamnoon Iranian.com Month