Why did the chicken cross the road?
Forwarded by Setareh Sabety Javid
Here's one for you all, classic: Question: Why did the chicken cross
the road? Answer:
VICE PRESIDENT GORE
I fight for the chickens and I am fighting for the chickens right now.
I will not give up on the chickens crossing the road! I will fight for
the chickens and I will not disappoint them.
GOVERNOR GEORGE W. BUSH
I don't believe we need to get the chickens across the road. I say
give the road to the chickens and let them decide. The government needs
to let go of strangling the chickens so they can get across the road.
SENATOR LIEBERMAN
I believe that every chicken has the right to worship their God In their
own way. Crossing the road is a spiritual journey and no chicken should
be denied the right to cross the road in their own way.
SECRETARY CHENEY
Chickens are big-time because they have wings. They could fly if they
wanted to. Chickens don't want to cross the road. They don't need help
crossing the road. In fact, I'm not interested in crossing the road myself.
RALPH NADER
Chickens are misled into believing their is a road by the evil tiremakers.
Chickens aren't ignorant, but our society pays tiremakers to create the
need for these roads and then lures chickens into believing there is an
advantage to crossing them. Down with the roads, up with chickens.
PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people See
the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other
side." That's what "they" call it-the "other side."
Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you
will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this
abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless
phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free
to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that.
DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross Without
having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told
us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite Justified
in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more Chickens
have to cross before you believe it?
FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed The
road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook
-and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken. EINSTEIN Did
the chicken really cross the road or did the road move Beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by "chicken"?
Could you define "chicken" please?
LOUIS FARRAKHAN
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken Crossed
the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?
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