This joke is a Noruz gift from one of the loyal readers of iranian.com.
It has nothing to do with Noruz itself. But I had a good laugh anyway.
Hope you will too:
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly man.
His clothes were all disheveled and he looked not so neat. "Can
I help you?" the madam asked.
"I vant Natalie," the old man replied.
"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone
"No, I must see Natalie."
Just then Natalie appeared and announced t the old man that she charges
$1,000 per visit.
The man never blinked and reached into his pocket and handed her ten
The two went up to room for an hour whereupon the man calmly left.
The next night he appeared again demanding Natalie. Natalie explained
that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were
no discounts ... it was still $1,000.
Again the old man took out the money, the two went up to the room and
hecalmly left an hour later.
When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe
Again he handed Natalie the money and up to th room they went. At the
end of the hour Natalie questioned the old man:
"No one has ever used my services three nights in a row ... where
are you from? The old man replied, "I am from Minsk."
"Really?" replied Natalie, "I have a sister who lives
"Yes I know." said the old man. "She gave me $3000 to
give to you."