Top Ten...
Thanks to Niki
Tehranchi
Signs you are an Iranian girl
10. You are born with no hair on your head but a thick black unibrow
across your forehead.
9. You have a nose job.
8. No matter how many sit-ups you do, there is still that little bit
of stomach sticking out from all the pollo you were fed since you were
a baby.
7. Your name is Mahnaz but for some reason your business card reads
"Mimi".
6. With the first notes of baba karam, an irresistible force makes you
leap from your chair and swivel your hips in such a manner as to make Elvis
blush.
5. Your biological clock has been tick-tick-ticking since you learned
how to tell time.
4. No matter how successful your schooling/career/social life, your
mom's friends still cackle "Khob...Key shoharesh midi?"
3. You keep getting set up with fat hairy iranian "doctors"
(Then you find out he is actually in real estate)
2. You keep getting set up with American guys who break the ice by asking
the question: "So, what do you think of the Ayatollah?"
And the number one sign you are an Iranian girl:
1. Waxing, waxing, and some more waxing!
Signs you are an Iranian guy
10. You are born with no hair on your head but a thick black unibrow
across your forehead.
9. You call soccer "footbaall".
8. You are the most good-looking/sharp guy at the party. Any unmarried
girl who doesn't look at you is instantly dubbed lesbian/"torshideh"
7. Your name is Asghar but for some reason your business card reads
"Vincenzo"
6. After seven years of studying "pre-med", you switch to
"pre-dentistry". After that, you go into real estate.
5. You introduce yourself to that blond chick in the nightclub as "half-Spanish"
but when she turns out to be Argentinian, you say: "Did I say half-Spanish?
I meant to say half-Italian"
4. You drive a BMW that won't start.
3. You would cheat on your neurosurgeon/beauty queen Iranian girlfriend
in a second if you thought that fat Polish blond chick at the mall would
give you the time of day.
2. Your hero is Al Pacino in "Scarface"
and the number one sign you're an Iranian guy:
1. Hair, hair, and more hair!!!
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