Omid: Messages from space


* First message received from Omid satellite: "The Earth is round."

* Second message: "The Earth revolves around itself."

* Third message (to President Ahmadinejad): "Mahmoud, I can see your house from here."

* News Bulletin: Following Iran's technological leap into space with the successful launch of the Omid satellite, the Milky Way has been renamed Sheikh Fazlollah Nouri Highway.

* News Bulletin: As Omid moves into orbit, Nahid and Zohreh (Venus) have been warned to observe the hejab.

* Fourth message from Omid: "I'm lost."

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02/18/2009 - 23:45

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by shirazie (not verified) on

great joke .. just read it loud.. I am in tears from laughing


flight 000

by flight (not verified) on

British Airways flight was going to Tehran from London .When it gets close to Tehran it starts having some kind of trou b le.

The pilot contacts the air tower at Tehran airport and asks for help:

" Tehran , this Captain Smith, British Airways flight 000, do you read me?"
" Felight 000, dis iz Tehran felight contorol, go ahead" ,
" Tehran , this is flight 000, we have a pro b lem"
"Dis iz Tehran , vat kind of pero b lem?"
" This is flight 000, we have lost power to our engines, please advice"
"Dis iz Tehran , I reed you, peleez check some sings for me, ok?"
" This is flight 000, go ahead"
"Dis iz Tehran , can you get emerzency pover to your enzines?"
" This is flight 000, negative, no power is availa b le"
"Dis iz Tehran , can you peleez b ering your altitutde to 20,000 feet?"
" This is flight 000, negative, our wing controls do not respond"
"Dis iz Tehran , can you peleez see if you can lover your veels?"
" This is flight 000, negative, landing gears are stuck"
"Dis iz Tehran , vould you peleez repeet theez vords after me"
" This is flight 000, go ahead"

Dis iz Tehran , repeet theez words peleez:


It's great that we can make

by Anonymous474 (not verified) on

It's great that we can make fun of ourselves. It is important we always have a sense of humor.



by Benyamin on

This is so freaking FUNNY.


Does Islam accept Darwin's theory?

by Alborzi (not verified) on

This is a typical disinformation, Islam has many different marja, there is no unique and only interpretation. That is one of its beuties, it challenges individuals to interpret it as they want and it frowns on stupid following of old common sense. Thats why the moslem scholars were the ones who started the magnificent universities in middle ages. To this date when you graduate, you were a costume that resemles a fez and the robe a moslem scholar would wear. You should be proud of your heritage, it will not be good to have no self respect.



by Alborzi (not verified) on

The thing is that a long journey starts with a step. I remember when I dissected the frog and the teacher pointed the heart and we hooked the legs to batteries to see they moved, it all looked stupid but thats how things get done. I think it was a magnificent advance and anyone who says other wise is either stupid or jealous.

Darius Kadivar

But They Still Do Not Recognize Darwin's Evolution Theories ...

by Darius Kadivar on

200th Anniversary Of Darwin's Birth Won't Be Marked In Kabul Or Tehran



the one before last is

by Nima (not verified) on

the one before last is really funny


Very Funny

by cyclicforward on

great job buddy.


What is your point? making

by mehdi solymani (not verified) on

What is your point? making fun out of Ahmadi nejad? or disrespecting some of your own kind intelligent and hard work? i don't see anything funny about it!I love joke too but this is some how out of context. any way i find it so childish and as we Iranian say LOOS .


Good one...

by Happy Boy (not verified) on

Good one...



by blah (not verified) on

just hilarious and freakishly funny!


very funny

by XerXes (not verified) on

lol. thanks



by Hajminator on

I laughed so much. I find that the third (to mahmood) and the last ones are the best. Thanks.

Jahanshah Javid


by Jahanshah Javid on

Bloody imaginative. Hilarious.