Quiz

LalehGillani: And how did you become so much better than them?

You look at comments from Majid and a few others. Do you see humor or a complete lack of connection between self and others? Do they not set themselves completely and utterly apart from these "creatures?" Do they take any responsibility at all? 

You yourself say "...I am, however, intellectually and morally superior to all murderers who have the blood of our nation on their hands..." Pleas explain how did you become intellectually and morally superior? Were you born different? Were you educated differently? What sets you apart from others so much? Are you made of different material altogether?

Still Evolving!

Mehdi wrote: “You guys are totally incapable of seeing what responsibility you have for these mullahs. You think you are so much better than them that "piff, piff." Well, I can't help it but think that you are the real "piff piff." Am I wrong? How ignorant are we?”

In modern Iranian society, humor has always been a form of dissent. Jokes and satire not only are used to ridicule the regime but also carry powerful messages disseminated with the explicit intention to discredit the rulers.

I don’t consider myself genetically or physically superior to these mullahs or any other human being. I am, however, intellectually and morally superior to all murderers who have the blood of our nation on their hands.

Please consider humor and satire as a form of dissent while our society evolves…

you forgot the two other

you forgot the two other dinasaurs sitting there: likalottapus and megasoarass

How ignorant are we?

I read comments from those who talk about these mullahs out of sarcasm, a sense of dispise, a sense of disdain, a sense that these mullahs are in fact not human but some creatures from another world and that they are made from different molecules than "us." To those, I say that you are more a cause of embarrassment for all mankind than these mullahs. It just shows the depth of ignorance you have for your fellow man. You guys are totally incapable of seeing what responsibility you have for these mullahs. You think you are so much better than them that "piff, piff." Well, I can't help it but think that you are the real "piff piff." Am I wrong? How ignorant are we?

با این علما هنوز مردم از رونق ملک ناامیدند!

با این علما هنوز مردم از رونق ملک نا امیدند !

ایرج میرزا

Location

طویله

مجلس خفته گان

مجلس خفته گان

Before they meet Khomeini in hell!

Have they passed a physical test before they were admitted here?

کلنگی ها رو بپا!

تو رو خدا نیگاه کن کی ها مسلط به سرنوشت یک ملّت شده ن!  فقط روی هر قیافه چند لحظه مکث کنین!

اینا دیگه دندون های کو**ون هم ریخته مادر مرده ها!  باید گ*ز رو با انبردست از ماتحتشون درآورد!

 ولی.............برای یک ملّت تصمیم میگیرند!!

سر مار رو باید به سنگ کوبید و........سیفون رو کشید

بشم الله لهمان لحیم

بشم الله لهمان لحیم، مجلسهٔ خبرگان شروع میشود.  "آیت الله مفنگی بروجردی". "هاژر". "آیت الله کج دست رفسنجانی‌". "هاژر". " آیت الله منقلی اردبیلی". "هاژر". "آیت الله چماق علی‌ گیلانی". "هاژر". "آیت الله جسد جسد الهی". "آقای آیت الله جسد جسد الهی"... آقا یکی‌ چک کنه این جسد الهی خوابه یا نه...

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Gooyand;
har kesi daarad reeshi beh tan
yaa amaame-yee beh sar
az olamaast...

Pas een naazaneen k..-e man
keh daarad har do sefat;
ham reeshi beh tan
ham amaame-yee beh sar
az fogh'ol olamaast?!

How to

Destroy what ever lift of Iran and its culcher after 1400 years of ocupacion..

My Vote

I have enjoyed reading all the posts, but my vote is for Omid Hast’s first caption:

من یبوست دارم
من آلتم راست نمیشه
من تیمار هستم
من را بیدار نکنید تا نوبتم بشه
من مرض ِ تسه تسه دارم

Safavid, Creatures. These

Safavid, Creatures.

These are What Shah Esmail, brought from Libanon, to give the people another idepology, unite them, and creat another country, thriugh brain washing and killing. We tolarated them for 400 years, and waiting the Humanas advancement in science will wipe them all out. But they are here and Waiting for their leader "imam zaman" to come and save the Humanity. Since Imam Zaman never comes, they never go, unless we kick their ass out of our country.

Caption

Members of Majles Khobregan clearly riveted beyond control by the Spiritual Leader's inspiring speech.

Vaveyla

The best cation is

"DEAD MEN SITTING"

After changing dipers!

This is the expression on their face after getting their new dipers, some are releived, some are concentrating not to shit the new diper too soon. 

از چپ به است

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بابا من خبره نبودم، من قصاب بودم

من در عبلقور روضه می خوندم

من صیغه می خوندم

من بیشتر از پنج تومن چارج نمی کردم

من سفلیس دارم

خانوم ها....آقایون.......دستچین کردیم براتون!

لاشخور، روباه، جغد، مارمولک، کفتار، گاو، یابو، موش، شپش، موریانه، کنه، زالو، هزار پا، کرم خاکی و ...... انواع و اقسام انگل رو براتون قاطی کردیم و نتیجه ش اینه که می بینین! دیگه باهاس ببخشین

اعضای مجلس محترم خبرگان

وا و یلا وا و یلا از این فرتوت خبرگان --- که نیستند نزد رهبر جز از بردگان.

Don't get fooled by our old and tired looks

We managed to stay in power for three decades and still going.

Eendangered species......from left to right

Introducing dinasuars........

Brachiosaurus......Ceratosaurus........Deinocheirus

 Elaphorasaurus......Panoplosaurus.......Centrosaurus..........  

Not pictured ............

Dina sore ass.........AKA   Rafsanjaani

Lick a lotta puss....AKA   Fatemeh Rajabi 

Evil Thoughs!!

اولی توی فکره: باز من یادم رفت آی پادم بیارم
دومی: طرف خبر نداره من آی پادشو دیروز بلند کردم
سومی: جدی جدی میخواد به ما مدال بده؟
چهارمی. آی پاد چیه؟

That was delicious!

Kaftaaraan peer and their boss Ali Khamanei after eating young Iranians + taking a nap after the meal.

خبرگان

خر + به = خبره
بشر - به = شر

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

And then some people claim that "the mullahs" are so extremely cunnig and intelligent and that they really know how to repress people. These guys seem more like the biggest losers anyone has even seen. 

From left to right: Going,

From left to right: Going, Going, Gone...

ازچپ به راست

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مرگِ من روزی فرا خواهد رسید

آخه این چه غلطی بود کردم خبره شدم

کاش من نگهبان بودم

آخه چه فرقی میکنه یا اینجا بخوابیم یا منزل

خور پوف خور پوف خور پوف خور پوف خور پوف خور پوف...

از چپ به راست

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من یبوست دارم

من آلتم راست نمیشه

من تیمار هستم

من را بیدار نکنید تا نوبتم بشه
 
من  مرض ِ تسه تسه دارم

and all I got was this turban . . ."

"Damn - !!!
I condemned the Green Revoluion protests
and all I got was this turban . . ."