The goof of all time

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David ET
by David ET
15-Aug-2009
 

Confrontation between Satan and his son in a topic about God from the movie Devil's advocate (1997): 

Some famous quotes by Satan (Al Pacino):

You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it can split atoms with its desire; you build egos the size of cathedrals; fiber-optically connect the world to every eager impulse; grease even the dullest dreams with these dollar-green, gold-plated fantasies, until every human becomes an aspiring emperor, becomes his own God... and where can you go from there?

You've got three choices - the Holy Trinity: you can work, you can play, or you can breed.
 

Underestimated from day one. You'd never think I was a master of the universe, now would ya? 

Don't get too cocky my boy. No matter how good you are don't ever let them see you coming. That's the gaffe my friend. You gotta keep yourself small. Innocuous. Be the little guy. You know, the nerd... the leper... shit-kickin' surfer. Look at me.

Guilt is like a bag of fuckin' bricks. All ya gotta do is set it down.

(Love) Overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate

Vanity, definitely my favorite sin.

And as we're straddling from one deal to the next, who's got his eye on the planet, as the air thickens, the water sours, and even the bees' honey takes on the metallic taste of radioactivity? And it just keeps coming, faster and faster. There's no chance to think, to prepare; it's buy futures, sell futures, when there is no future.

Free will, it is a bitch.

Free will. It's like butterfly wings: once touched, they never get off the ground. No, I only set the stage. You pull your own strings

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David, please read.

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my new post on my blog. It's pretty short.

 


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Islamic Republic - An Oxidized Bastion of Morons

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- OXYMORON (s)

Islamic [Law] touches on virtually every aspect of life and society, encompassing everything from dietary laws and banking to warfare and welfare.

Republic - a government in which supreme power resides in a body of citizens entitled to vote and is exercised by elected officers and representatives responsible to them and governing according to law.

MARG BAR JOMHURIYE ESLAMI

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rosie is roxy is roshan

Practice makes perfect.

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Practice makes perfect.


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