Commenting on the work of one of the great contributors of this website a funny thought occurd to me. Imagine we set up a tour of all Iranian.com contributors to Iran and we assign them some responsibilities along the way. Let your imagination loose and come up with something funny! But be courteous!
I recommended Fred to be the tour guide. As all of us sitting in the Iranian.com tour bus, he stands up and tells us what Islamic Rapist Republic did exactly what at what place, then he bends and asks the driver to stop so he can get Baaghaali from his favorite place in Sarcheshmeh...
DK notices the golden Aftabeh from the Golestan Palace's bathroom is missing and gives us a grief.
Monda, makes sure everyone is in line and behave well.
Azadeh, is sitting way back and think why the hell I am here with these morons!
Abarmard, is pulling down Capt Ayhab's shirt telling him, "sit I can't see"!
I leave the rest to you...
I love to hear your words about me.
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WasTellIt
by Fish Here on Sat May 01, 2010 10:44 PM PDTLOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
WasTellit
by Louie Louie on Sat May 01, 2010 10:41 PM PDTHilarious!
You nailed it.
right on Kourosh, right on!
by marhoum Kharmagas on Sat May 01, 2010 06:41 PM PDTSouri "jaan" loves you!
Midwesty, I'll be ready to guard Niloufar (and Mammad BTW) although I don't believe in greens as much as they do.
Midwesty, here is what I think you'll be saying:
actually I did vote for this tour before I voted against it, this tour sucks!
NP, Fozol bashi and vilemose
by KouroshS on Sat May 01, 2010 05:56 PM PDTNiloufar Parsi,
by Midwesty on Sat May 01, 2010 05:50 PM PDTAny one ready to guard Niloufar? I know one is all ready. Look at him he is running from the back of the bus.
Enjoyed it!
Shab Khosh!
Abarmard jan! and EVERYONE here
by Midwesty on Sat May 01, 2010 05:46 PM PDTAbarmard jan,
Very funny! That's what I have been saying all these years wasting my time on this damn PC. There are blisters to show on my finger tips as a result of typing.
I do really need a vacation!
Everyone,
Thank you for your fantastic comments! This experience for me was as uplifting as making a real trip to Iran. Not quiet the same but did for the most part.
Thanks again!
Don't be shy to go on leaving your comments. Believe me, we can use all the laughs that we can get!
Good Night!
Shab Khosh!
Intersting
by Abarmard on Sat May 01, 2010 05:19 PM PDTMidwesty, your idea is superb. This simple gesture is a very good indication that we are all human and care about simple things. At the end of the road, we all want the same thing.
I sit next to anyone if they are willing to listen to me during the entire trip ;)
super blog
by Niloufar Parsi on Sat May 01, 2010 04:18 PM PDTno fear: that was outstanding!
kourosh: nice one. real sharp!
humanbeing: would love to sit next to you, but may be i will need a bodyguard instead...! :)
Niloufar jan :)
by Fouzul Bashi on Sat May 01, 2010 03:19 PM PDTThanks aziz for the assignment. I better put my word where my name is then ;)
Midwesty, No Fear and KouroshS
by Fouzul Bashi on Sat May 01, 2010 03:13 PM PDTThanks mates :) That was so funny :))
KouroshS: Awesome. We love
by vildemose on Sat May 01, 2010 11:27 AM PDTKouroshS: Awesome. We love you too.
totally agree midwesty
by humanbeing on Sat May 01, 2010 11:08 AM PDTgood nite.
humanbeing,
by Midwesty on Sat May 01, 2010 11:05 AM PDTI don't know if shahenshaesmail is good at Quran recitation but we try to keep this trip free of religion and politics. I guess Iran has enough to offer while we receive a spiritual experience.
Souri would be good too
by IRI on Sat May 01, 2010 10:57 AM PDTIf Souri likes my Atr Mashadi, I like to sit next to her too.
Midwesty
by KouroshS on Sat May 01, 2010 10:18 AM PDTthanks midwesty
by humanbeing on Sat May 01, 2010 09:59 AM PDTit'd be an honour to sit next to dk. i'll be able to hide all the drinks under my chador, and i promise to share, including with sargord, iri, and no fear, and even with shahenshaesmail, but only if he promises to have a contest with me on kira'at from the qur'an. i better start practicing!
KouroshS
by Midwesty on Sat May 01, 2010 09:59 AM PDTYou are such a silent, sneaky, brat!
For how long have you been studying us? Now your secret is out man! You are in charge of entertainment. You got to stand in the middle of aisle and mock Iranian celebrities and politicians while we are driving.
Loved it!
Thanks :O)))
humanbeing,
by Midwesty on Sat May 01, 2010 09:44 AM PDTYou are perfect for our bus' mid section. However I might have to move Q to sit you down right by DK. As I am sure when we are passing by the archeological sites you two will be inspired to share your stories with the rest. We'll let Dk take care of Iranian modern history and you before 1800th.
Secret microbreweries? It brings Kerman province in my mind. I'll take you to the tomb site of Shāh Ni'matullāh-i Walī (1330-1431) where you can smell the air and get drunk. Then we'll take you back to the city of Kerman to visit GanjAli Khan Bath House to treat your hang over with a nice visual bath and massage. If there is still time left after visiting Shazdeh Garden and you want to visit your secret sites, we can arrange so you can sneak out while we keep IRI, No Fear and Sargord busy. Just be back on time and bring back some to share after the rest are asleep!
Welcome aboard humanbeing!
Souri jan
by KouroshS on Sat May 01, 2010 09:43 AM PDTLotf dareed souri jan, and the same goes for you.
You are making me blushshshshsh...I am glad i could bring a moment of joy into your life.
No Fear ...........2 thumbs up
by capt_ayhab on Sat May 01, 2010 09:39 AM PDTExcellent dude, excellent.
-YT
El capitano:)
by KouroshS on Sat May 01, 2010 09:38 AM PDTMokhleseem:)
Wow, Kourosh jon, that was so pwerful!
by Souri on Sat May 01, 2010 09:33 AM PDTI laughed my head off (yes again, but this time I laughed from joy :))
That was so true, funny and powerful!
I have copied and emailed it for myself to keep it!
You are an asset to this site.
Thanks for being here, you are among a very few members who keep me interested to this site.
Have a wonderful Labor Day (of some kind) Kourosh!
KousorhS ... Awesome
by capt_ayhab on Sat May 01, 2010 09:26 AM PDT[cap ahyab: If you have nothing of value to add to this bus, You are not allowed to be on it.]
Dude you made me laugh my @ss off................ That was awesome
-YT
Brilliant
by capt_ayhab on Sat May 01, 2010 09:20 AM PDTthat should describe your peace justly.
-YT
LOL
by KouroshS on Sat May 01, 2010 09:12 AM PDTMidwesty jan
This was a very creative thought. I am glad you came up with it:)
Here is my list:
Mammad: Racing fred for the best seat on the bus
Fred: Gets beaten to the seat yet asking mammad : Liar! Prove it! :))
Q: Our Tour must be accepted and voted on by the majority of the people in iran.
Kharmags... Marhoom: right on Q. right on.
Souri khanoom: I think i am just going to watch this and laugh my head off
Was rosie: Let me count the reasons and the psycology behind why our previous tour failed. Oh, Did i tell you why it took me so long to do this?:))
Irandokht: Where is trita parsi btw?? Trita? Doc?...
VPK: I can repair PC's people. Bring them on over.
Vilemose: reading her Daily Juan cole column While Looking at NP from the corner of her eyes.
Benross: Did anyone remember to bring a copy of the constitution??
Abarmard: You see people. Now we can empower the iranians.
DK: Ah! I Just saw reza and elvis together at that ghahve khooneh.
cap ahyab: If you have nothing of value to add to this bus, You are not allowed to be on it.
No Fear: this bus was made based on the most advnaced and uptodate technologies iran has as of today.
AO: Dream on! This is nothing but an ahan pareh. BTW; Np. Take your Beret off and put down the Kelashinkov. You are blocking my view.
OnlyIran: I miss talking about the Palestinian Israeli Situation:)))
NP: You know what? This bus is not separated from the People of iran and the IRI. this is an Islamic bus? Ok? Take it or leave it.
Nazy k: Let me read you a poem.
Monda: Come get your Free psycoanalysis. One day offer only.
HollyUSA: Why do we have to ride the bus? What is wrong with walking? I know many iranians in LA who rather walk than ride the bus.
Glshifte ansari: Reporting the news and blogging everything
Midwesty... Driving the bus and listening to his favorit Aghasi song.
Sorry if i offended anyone. Lovee ya'll:)
peacemaker and bus bore
by humanbeing on Sat May 01, 2010 06:01 AM PDTi'd insist on stopping at out of the way places to taste products of secret local microbreweries and, as typical of non-iranian "lo-cal" orientalists, i'd make a complete nuisance of the whole bus by practicing the persian subjunctive from the time of sohravardi on locals.
i'd probably get thrown off pretty quick for preparing boring long-winded explanations for sites of 10th c. intellectual activity, inscriptions from indoeuropean, from achaemenid, sassanian periods, the buwayhids, ishraqi poets, bla bla bla.
np, think again if you really want me on the bus...
Monda and Nazy would do
by IRI on Sat May 01, 2010 04:39 AM PDTI will put my best Atr Mashadi :)
Maziar,
by Midwesty on Fri Apr 30, 2010 08:47 PM PDTSince you are good at watching out things I put you in charge of spotting good highway restaurants. Pick a good chelokababi. They are usually the ones that attract the truckers. We don't want to spoil the trip with food poisned travellers. We have stopped too many times for the bio breaks and lost too many ropes. Poor No Fear is freezing to death up there.
IRI,
by Midwesty on Fri Apr 30, 2010 08:36 PM PDTI am afraid the seat by Nilu is already taken bro! Where have you been? I got the best spot for you, between Monda and Azade. Ladies he is coming your way, please be gentel with him. He's been under fire since birth and is exhausted.
MOMENTO
by maziar 58 on Fri Apr 30, 2010 07:56 PM PDTNILU ? DON'T BE FOOLED WITH THOSE EYES ,he MAY NOT BE WHAT YOU THINK.....LOL. Maziar