Virtual Iranian.com tour to Iran

Midwesty
by Midwesty
30-Apr-2010
 

Commenting on the work of one of the great contributors of this website a funny thought occurd to me. Imagine we set up a tour of all Iranian.com contributors to Iran and we assign them some responsibilities along the way. Let your imagination loose and come up with something funny! But be courteous!

I recommended Fred to be the tour guide. As all of us sitting in the Iranian.com tour bus, he stands up and tells us what Islamic Rapist Republic did exactly what at what place, then he bends and asks the driver to stop so he can get Baaghaali from his favorite place in Sarcheshmeh... 

DK notices the golden Aftabeh from the Golestan Palace's bathroom is missing and gives us a grief.

Monda, makes sure everyone is in line and behave well.

Azadeh, is sitting way back and think why the hell I am here with these morons!

Abarmard, is pulling down Capt Ayhab's shirt telling him, "sit I can't see"!

I leave the rest to you...

I love to hear your words about me.

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WasTellIt

by Fish Here on

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!


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WasTellit

by Louie Louie on

Hilarious!

You nailed it.


marhoum Kharmagas

right on Kourosh, right on!

by marhoum Kharmagas on

Souri "jaan" loves you!

Midwesty, I'll be ready to guard Niloufar (and Mammad BTW) although I don't believe in greens as much as  they do.

Midwesty, here is what I think you'll be saying:

actually I did vote for this tour before I voted against it, this tour sucks! 


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NP, Fozol bashi and vilemose

by KouroshS on

Thanks for keeping this site and the material on it  as exciting and engaing as it is:)

Midwesty

Niloufar Parsi,

by Midwesty on

Any one ready to guard Niloufar? I know one is all ready. Look at him he is running from the back of the bus.

Enjoyed it!

Shab Khosh!

 


Midwesty

Abarmard jan! and EVERYONE here

by Midwesty on

Abarmard jan,

Very funny! That's what I have been saying all these years wasting my time on this damn PC. There are blisters to show on my finger tips as a result of typing.

I do really need a vacation!

 

 

Everyone,

Thank you for your fantastic comments! This experience for me was as uplifting as making a real trip to Iran. Not quiet the same but did for the most part.

 

Thanks again!

Don't be shy to go on leaving your comments. Believe me, we can use all the laughs that we can get!

 

Good Night!

Shab Khosh! 


Abarmard

Intersting

by Abarmard on

Midwesty, your idea is superb. This simple gesture is a very good indication that we are all human and care about simple things. At the end of the road, we all want the same thing. 

I sit next to anyone if they are willing to listen to me during the entire trip ;) 


Niloufar Parsi

super blog

by Niloufar Parsi on

no fear: that was outstanding!

kourosh: nice one. real sharp!

humanbeing: would love to sit next to you, but may be i will need a bodyguard instead...!  :)


Fouzul Bashi

Niloufar jan :)

by Fouzul Bashi on

Thanks aziz for the assignment.  I better put my word where my name is then ;)


Fouzul Bashi

Midwesty, No Fear and KouroshS

by Fouzul Bashi on

Thanks mates :) That was so funny :))


vildemose

KouroshS: Awesome. We love

by vildemose on

KouroshS: Awesome. We love you too.


humanbeing

totally agree midwesty

by humanbeing on

good nite.


Midwesty

humanbeing,

by Midwesty on

I don't know if shahenshaesmail is good at Quran recitation but we try to keep this trip free of religion and politics. I guess Iran has enough to offer while we receive a spiritual experience.

 


IRI

Souri would be good too

by IRI on

If Souri likes my Atr Mashadi, I like to sit next to her too.


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Midwesty

by KouroshS on

Oh, I have been reading here for quiet a while now:)) I love the assignment BTW:)

humanbeing

thanks midwesty

by humanbeing on

it'd be an honour to sit next to dk. i'll be able to hide all the drinks under my chador, and i promise to share, including with sargord, iri, and no fear, and even with shahenshaesmail, but only if he promises to have a contest with me on kira'at from the qur'an. i better start practicing!


Midwesty

KouroshS

by Midwesty on

You are such a silent, sneaky, brat!

For how long have you been studying us? Now your secret is out man! You are in charge of entertainment. You got to stand in the middle of aisle and mock Iranian celebrities and politicians while we are driving.
Loved it!
Thanks :O))) 


Midwesty

humanbeing,

by Midwesty on

You are perfect for our bus' mid section. However I might have to move Q to sit you down right by DK. As I am sure when we are passing by the archeological sites you two will be inspired to share your stories with the rest. We'll let Dk take care of Iranian modern history and you before 1800th.

Secret microbreweries? It brings Kerman province in my mind. I'll take you to the tomb site of Shāh Ni'matullāh-i Walī (1330-1431) where you can smell the air and get drunk. Then we'll take you back to the city of Kerman to visit GanjAli Khan Bath House to treat your hang over with a nice visual bath and massage. If there is still time left after visiting Shazdeh Garden and you want to visit your secret sites, we can arrange so you can sneak out while we keep IRI, No Fear and Sargord busy. Just be back on time and bring back some to share after the rest are asleep!

Welcome aboard humanbeing!   


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Souri jan

by KouroshS on

Lotf dareed souri jan, and the same goes for you.

You are making me blushshshshsh...I am glad i could bring a moment of joy into your life.


capt_ayhab

No Fear ...........2 thumbs up

by capt_ayhab on

 

Excellent dude, excellent.

-YT 


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El capitano:)

by KouroshS on

Mokhleseem:)


Souri

Wow, Kourosh jon, that was so pwerful!

by Souri on

I laughed my head off (yes again, but this time I laughed from joy :))

That was so true, funny and powerful!

I have copied and emailed it for myself to keep it!

You are an asset to this site.

Thanks for being here, you are among a very few members who keep me interested to this site.

Have a wonderful Labor Day (of some kind) Kourosh!


capt_ayhab

KousorhS ... Awesome

by capt_ayhab on

[cap ahyab:  If you have nothing of value to add to this bus, You are not allowed to be on it.]

Dude you made me laugh my @ss off................ That was awesome

-YT 


capt_ayhab

Brilliant

by capt_ayhab on

that should describe your peace justly.

 

-YT 


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LOL

by KouroshS on

Midwesty jan

This was a very creative thought. I am glad you came up with it:)

Here is my list:

Mammad: Racing fred for the best seat on the bus

Fred: Gets beaten to the seat  yet asking mammad : Liar! Prove it! :))

Q: Our Tour must be accepted and voted on by the majority of the people in iran.

Kharmags... Marhoom: right on Q. right on.

Souri khanoom: I think i am just going to watch this and laugh my head off

Was rosie: Let me count the reasons and the psycology behind why our previous tour failed. Oh, Did i tell you why it took me so long to do this?:))

Irandokht: Where is trita parsi btw?? Trita? Doc?...

VPK: I can repair PC's people. Bring them on over.

Vilemose: reading her Daily Juan cole column While Looking at NP from the corner of her eyes.

 

Benross: Did anyone remember to bring a copy of the constitution??

Abarmard: You see people. Now we can empower the iranians.

DK: Ah! I Just saw reza and elvis together at that ghahve khooneh.

cap ahyab:  If you have nothing of value to add to this bus, You are not allowed to be on it.

No Fear: this bus was made based on the most advnaced and uptodate technologies iran has as of today.

AO: Dream on! This is nothing but an ahan pareh. BTW; Np. Take your Beret off and put down the Kelashinkov. You are blocking my view.

OnlyIran: I miss talking about the Palestinian Israeli Situation:)))

NP: You know what? This bus is not separated from the People of iran and the IRI. this is an Islamic bus? Ok? Take it or leave it.

Nazy k: Let me read you a poem.

Monda: Come get your Free psycoanalysis. One day offer only.

HollyUSA: Why do we have to ride the bus? What is wrong with walking? I know many iranians in LA who rather walk than ride the bus.

Glshifte ansari: Reporting the news and blogging everything

 

Midwesty... Driving the bus and listening to his favorit Aghasi song.

Sorry if i offended anyone. Lovee ya'll:)

 

 


humanbeing

peacemaker and bus bore

by humanbeing on

i'd insist on stopping at out of the way places to taste products of secret local microbreweries and, as typical of non-iranian "lo-cal" orientalists, i'd make a complete nuisance of the whole bus by practicing the persian subjunctive from the time of sohravardi on locals.

i'd probably get thrown off pretty quick for preparing boring long-winded explanations for sites of 10th c. intellectual activity, inscriptions from indoeuropean, from achaemenid, sassanian periods, the buwayhids, ishraqi poets, bla bla bla.

np, think again if you really want me on the bus...


IRI

Monda and Nazy would do

by IRI on

I will put my best Atr Mashadi :)


Midwesty

Maziar,

by Midwesty on

Since you are good at watching out things I put you in charge of spotting good highway restaurants. Pick a good chelokababi. They are usually the ones that attract the truckers. We don't want to spoil the trip with food poisned travellers. We have stopped too many times for the bio breaks and lost too many ropes. Poor No Fear is freezing to death up there.


Midwesty

IRI,

by Midwesty on

I am afraid the seat by Nilu is already taken bro! Where have you been? I got the best spot for you, between Monda and Azade. Ladies he is coming your way, please be gentel with him. He's been under fire since birth and is exhausted.


maziar 58

MOMENTO

by maziar 58 on

NILU ? DON'T BE FOOLED WITH THOSE EYES ,he MAY NOT BE WHAT YOU THINK.....LOL.         Maziar