beeeep for tehrania

This demonstrates the arrogance of Tehrani's (who are all Turks by the way), thinking that just because the live in their crime infested opiom / heroin addicted, trash covered, smog for air city and gay infested parks, makes them somehow superior to folk from other parts of the country. so berin joonetoon dareh bxeh tehrooniha ta sobh inshalah in alarm barye city e medernetoon lalaii bekhoone..dandetoon narm she move konin berin ye jaii ke ashayeshe a'sabe va havaye tameez va mardom e ba ma'refat va ba safa zendegi mikonan...beeeeeeeeep.

Majid

It was really cool. Funny but very true. Thanks man.

Hajiagha's hand writing

This picture was taken in Canada. As you notice it is Haji's hand writing. He can't write in English, so he express himself in Farsi.

دلم خنك شد

سر كوچه ما هم تو ايران هميشه آشغال هايى هستن كه دم پاركينگ پارك ميكنن اغلب هم زن چادورى با اون ريخت ِ گه كه پر رو هم هستن

You idiot, you sold your

You idiot, you sold your cattle (meaning you're a hick) and came to Tehran (to be among city-folk who are far superior than the country bumpkin) and bought a car. If you want to leave your car, and go to hell for a few hours at least turn off your burglar alarm. It's getting on everyone's nerves.

goor = khar also grave

I believe:
goor or gur = donkey, ass, onager, or in Farsi khar
goor gom kardan = referes to someone who is too dumb to keep track of his donkey and loses it, therefore in need of looking for it and finding it. When it is said to someone as a form of an insult it is supposed to mean; you are a villager (dahati, backward in comparison to city dwellers), not even being capable of keeping track of your donkey, get lost and go look for your donkey.

What does losing one's grave suppose to mean?

Persian lesson

Already a Persian lesson with recording!
//www.laits.utexas.edu/rfpit/texts/CarAlarm.h...

Don't jam my nerves!

"Hey you moron! You sold your sheep and cows and brought (your money) to Tehran, and purchased a car (to show it off) to us. When you want to leave your car for a few hours and (act as if you) have lost your donkey, turn off your car alarm. Also, don't jam people's nerves in the can."

Sure I Can

Sure I can, here it goes:

Ouch you stupid human, you have sold cows and sheep and have come to Tehran and have bought a car for us, when you want to leave your car for hours and go loose your grave turn off your thief catcher. Do not put people's nerves in the can either.

LOL........

I remember in Tehran I was living in an apartment which was like half basement / half first floor, so the windows were close to the ceiling line , and there was this driver who used to park his car in the alley as close to the window as possible ( to leave room for other cars to pass ) .

One time I left a little note under his wind shield wiper and asked him " will you please leave a little room for NAFAS KESHIDAN " ?

Next day I found my note taped to my front door where he added.... " DOURE-YE NAFAS KESHIDAN TAMOOM SHOD"....LOL

Not to mention that this happened shortly after revolution .