Every day there's a new face on the persoanls ad smiling in the corner of the pages of iranian.com. Some of the ladies are eyecatching and one is compelled to click and read more. These are mostly typical male or female Persians. Yes, they are not Arabs, have no religion, hold PhDs, drink and smoke socially, and they all love koobideh.
These are a couple of personals you may have missed.
Female, nickname: Flying fish
I am a 30-something-year-old woman. My biological clock warns I should marry and have kids soon. The only thing I love is myself. I am not interested in short-term adventures. I want security.
My man should make me proud of his social and financial standing as well as his family and cultural background. I want a man who hates koobideh and football, and is instead interested in opera. My man should be in his mid 30s, a true gentleman and, most important of all, listen to ME. No fat, bald men please.
Male, nickname: Crocodile eater
I am a 40-something-year-old male. My stomach is a koobideh graveyard. I have a high school PhD in billiards and Arab history. I don't like Googoosh. I don't smoke socially, but shoot drugs. I don't drink wine; only homemade aragh sagi. I have visited nearly all the famous prisons in America — and stayed in some.
I like Iranian women, but only when they are shaved and use nice aftershave. They should not be over 30, otherwise they would make koobideh out of me. I am not that rich. The greatest thing I inherited from my family is baldness. I am really boring, have nothing to say, and my thoughts fly around the next koobideh meal.
Now, you might wonder why am I putting in this personal ad? It's very simple. Because the last thing I want is a partner. Please don't disturb me and or waste my valuable time >>>
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