2:30 pm. I enter my parents' house. They are not home, having left town to celebrate my father's birthday with — what else? — a

Since Sunday evening, there has been much pandemonium over Janet Jackson's right breast. I have seen more slow-motion replays of the entertainer's bosom baring moment

Step aside everyone, my man – my main man – and the front runner for the Man of the Year award, is the Iranian born