Hajiagha goes to khastegaree.

I’m going to try and keep up this blog like the Hajiagha’s Dictionary and see if I (or you) can come up with various Khastegaree scenarios for Hajiagha, like a comedy sitcom. We all know that Hajiagha wouldn’t be given a wife in a khastegaree on his first try. It’s going to take a long time, if ever, to find a woman who’d marry Haji considering his public resume and his desire to keep it that way without any changes. You can add your own episodes if you want.

I wish Hajiagha well and I hope he’ll soon find his path and make it big in Canada and elsewhere. I hope he realizes “when there is a will there is a way”. You have to find your own way. Some day your luck will turn for the better but you have to be ready to take advantage of it.

Hawj faghat Hajagha!! Rahbar faghat Hajagha!!

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Episode 1: Shiva

Hajiagha: Hello

Shiva (the girl): Hello

Shiva’s father: Hello Haji. Have a sit. Shiva bring some tea.

Shiva bringing tea in a tray and father and others taking their tea and Hajiagha is last. There are sugar cubes but no teaspoons.

Hajiagha: Excuse me but should I stir the sugar with my dick?

Shiva’s father: Sure. If your dick is small enough to go into the estekan. Just wait until it cools off, unless you want your dicky burnt.

Hajiagha: Bah Bah. Dashteem?! So you are from us. Oo’kay.

Shiva’s father: Well Haji your reputation proceeds you. Shiva has told me a little about your sense of humor but let’s get to know you better. So what do you do?

Hajiagha: I am a cartoonist.

Shiva’s father: what? You watch cartoons?

Hajiagha: No I draw cartoons.

Shiva’s father: Oh ok. What kind of cartoons? Like Tom and Jerry?

Hajiagha: No. I draw sexy cartoons.

Shiva’s father: what sexy cartoons? They have sexy cartoons?

Hajiagha: Yes I draw cartoons of women with toys.

Shiva’s father: Toys? You mean women are toys?

Hajiagha: No. Women who play with toys.

Shiva’s father: women play with toys?

Hajiagha: Yes in Canada women play with toys.

Shiva’s father: What kind of toys?

Hajiagha: You know like shape shifters. You know? women toys.

Shiva’s father: No I don’t know. You sound sick. Sexy cartoon. Toys. I don’t think I want to give you my daughter.

Shiva: Baba?? So he said something. Hajiagha shut up about toys. What toys? Didn’t I tell you to just zip it? Baba ask him about art and humanity.

Shiva’s father: Ok what do you think about Iran and arts?

Hajiahja: Well I don’t like the Mullahs because they did not give me a loan to get married.

Shiva’s father: what?? You need a loan to get married? Pasho agha. Pasho. Nakhasteem. If you can’t afford a wife why the hell do you want to get married?

Hajiagha: Well I have needs.

Shiva: Hajiagha are you helping us?

Shiva’s father: nemisheh agha. Go get a job first.

Hajiagha: This is sucks. Why I can date never a woman. I am honest but they don’t give me wife.

Shiva: Haji abero nazashtea.

Hajiagha: Sorry but you didn’t send me your sexy photo.

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