President Bush’s economic stimulus plan which involved sending cheques of up to US$1,200 to every taxpayer has provided a boom to the online porn industry, according to market research..
The Adult Internet Market Research Company (AIMRCo) identified an ” uncharacteristic” increase in spending on online pornography since the cheques were sent out.
Kirk Mishkin, head research consultant at AIMRCo, said: “Typically the summer is a slow period for this market.
“But many of the sites we surveyed have reported 20 to 30 per cent growth in membership rates since mid-May when the cheques were sent out.”
The rebates were supposed to stimulate to the flagging US consumer sector, but it seems that many people are using them for a different kind of stimulation.
Jillian Fox, a spokeswoman for LSGmodels.com, one of the sites reporting figures to AIMRCo, said: “In a June 2008 survey of our members, 32 per cent referenced the recent stimulus package as part of their decision to either become a new member, or renew an existing membership.
“Getting more people to buy porn was probably the last thing Bush had on his mind when he came up with his ‘stimulus package’. But we’ll take it.”
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Comment and Satire:
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In another parallel universe all this doom and gloom has caused some concern in the Israeli Killing field.
Israel asks U.S. foreign aid to be paid in EUROS only.
Secretary of State Rice has acknowledged a communique from Israeli foreign minister Tzipi Levni which requests that all foreign aid payments and loans from the United States be made in Euros rather than in Dollars. Foreign Minister Levni cited the rapidly declining dollar and it’s disfavor as a world currency as reasons for the request.
“In the spirit of Yom Kippur, the United States will not hold Israel to any agreements obligating them to accept Dollars as payment for their foreign aid. We will translate our obligations into Euros or whatever currency that best fits Israel’s needs” Secretary Rice said in the Friday, Sept 21 announcement.
“We need to place our Israeli obligations at the top of our national priority list. Israel should not suffer any inconvenience due to currency fluctuations” said Rice before heading off to Camp David.
