My fellow prisoners,
Learn about ACORN and community organizing, also known as the path to crack dealing (according to some Republicans) and communism (or living wages). Check out this strange white Christian Republican woman who isn’t scared of Obama the terrorist child (YET). Send the pitbulls for her!
The primary qualification I seek is POW prison camp experience. To select cabinet members, I think our commander in chief should visit the Vietnam Memorial and distribute raffle tickets. Arnold Swarzeneggar is right! A president is only good as long as he has been in enemy prison.
