As I watch the talk shows, it seems the writing staff of The Daily Show, Colbert and Conan are struggling, trying to find the funny in our sad affairs these days. Here’s some material that might help them stay on topic; (apologies in advance, it’s summer and “Corn” season)
Add yours!
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“Hey did you hear about Rafsanjani calling the Council of Experts to review Khamenei’s performance these past few weeks?”
“Yeah! I heard Khamenei’s in for a Supreme Beating!”
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“Why is Khamenei’s beard so long?”
Because he is a big fat liar.”
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“Why is Khamenei always smiling?
Because he’s winning.”
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How did the Iranian government count the election votes so fast?
They used Divine Multiplication.”
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“What did the Florida Voting Commission say after the Iranian election results were anounced?
“Damn they’re good!”
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“What is a basiji’s favorite month of the year?
“Joon!”
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Which one of Michael Jackson’s songs is the basiji’s favorite?
Beat it. Second runner up is, That Girl is Mine. Third is Off the Wall.”
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“Hey How many Basijis does it take to beat up an Iranian woman?” One to drive the motorbike, one to ride behind him and smack her in the back of the head as they drive by” (Note this is an example of how the truth can sometimes not be funny)
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“What is a basiji’s idea of a relaxing evening?”
Curling up in front of a nice warm street fire with his favorite baton in one hand and a nice young protester in the other. Then a nice cup of tea.”
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“What did the basiji say to the Protester?”
“Resistance is Infidel!”
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“What do Reza Pahlavi and Prince Charles have in common?
Neither one is going to be King.”
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“Rumor has it that after watching the basijis beat up the Iranian Protesters, Osama Bin Laden came out of his cave and gave himself up.”
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And finally….
“If there was an Iranian Transformer, what kind of car would he turn into?
FILL IN THE BLANK ______________.”
