If I ever were BALD
I would not be appalled
My pate, tea would scald
Play cricket securely walled
If I had dog EAR
Ridicule I would never fear
I will ever for myself cheer
I will remain in top gear
If I had squint EYE
I will never feel shy
Before U, always will be I
All will say, “my my”
If I had a bulbous NOSE
Never be blocked or close
I look good when I pose
The beauty and her rose
If I had thick LIP
In cream I will dip
Many stories I will whip
Lemonade will I ever sip
If I had buck TEETH
My tongue they will sheath
My face will look a heath
Who cares what lies beneath?
With these, I can compete with MONALISA
I will then climb Leaning Tower Of Pisa
