me: Hello.
she: Hi, Gina here.
me: Hi, I am BN from the dating site.
she: Oh, hi Ben. So are you jewish?
me. No I’m not. My name is BN
she: I know, Ben. It’s short for Benjamin.
I like Jewish men.
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me: So where are you from?
she: I’m an Asian woman from Japan
me: So are you chinese?
she: No, I am Japanese.
me: Oh.
she: Where are you from Ben?
me: I’m Bee En
she: Whatever.
me: I’m Middle Eastern. I’m Persian…..meow — a la Jobrani
she: How cute. But who is the French dude?
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me: What do you do?
she: I’lll tell you later.
me: Where do you live?
she: Hollywood where all the actors live.
me: Have you seen anyone famous lately?
she: Everyday I see someone famous.
me: Like who?
she: Like Sinatra, Martin ,Chaplin.
me: But they’re all dead.
she: I’m spiritual. I see dead people.
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she: I am five foot five.
me: mmmmmmmm
she: I am 36, 24, 36
me: ooooooooooo
she: I am very limber
me: aaaaaaaaaaa
she: I have a gorgeous little pussy too
me: I am sure you have. Long or short hair.
she: Short, black, and shiny.
me: Classy! How old is it?
she: He is four months old and his name is Shimo.
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she: You have a very nice and warm voice.
me: Thank you.
she: It flows like warm syrup. It is making me feel hot.
me: Do you want me to hang up?
she: Don’t be crazy. Talk to me more. I feel like Mount Fuji, boiling inside.
me: Oh no!
she: Whisper my name into my ear – fifty times.
me: FIFTY times?
she: Even more if you like.
me: Ginaginaginaginagina
she: Not so fast. Say it slowly. Real slowly.
me: Geena geeeena geena geeeeena geeenaaa geena geeena why are you
breathing like that gina? Geeena geeena geeeeeeenaaaa geeeena
you are breathing so fast, are you running? Geena geeena you worry me geeeena.
Geeenaa geeena Is everything OK? Geena geeena why are screaming like that?
Have you cut yourself? Did your cat scratch your eye? Are you possessed ?
Geena geeeenaaa geeena Oh My God to you too – didn’t think
you were a religious type, Gina. Geena geeeeena geeeenaaa geeeena
now you’ve gone all quiet. What is going on with you Gina?
she: You ask too many questions, Ben. Shooosh. Let me calm down for a second.
me: Ok. but you must tell me what the heck happened to you?
she: You innocent foreign pussy cat.
me: Meow!
