Sarah Palin’s book, Going Rouge, is out this week and excerpts from the book are all over the news. There is a cheesy passage that caught my eye. It is about the rumors that Sarah and Todd were going to divorce.
“That day in sunny Texas when the divorce rumors were rampant in the tabloids, I watched Todd, tanned and shirtless, take the baby from my arms and walk him back to the ranch house so Trig could nap while I made calls. Seeing Todd’s blue eyes smiling, I chuckled. Dang, I thought. Divorce Todd? Have you seen Todd?”
It would be great if one of these days Ahmadinejad’s wife, Azam Farahi wrote a book and addressed the rumors that Mahmoud wanted to have a seegheh. Here is how I envision that the passage would read.
“That day in smoggy Sabzeh Meydoon, in south of Tehran, when the seegheh rumors were all over Facebook and Twitter, I watched Mahmoud, short and un-shaved, take the barbari bread from my hand and took it to the kitchen to eat. Seeing Mahmoud’s little beady, crossed eyes smiling, I chuckled. Khaak e Aalam, I thought. Divorce Mahmoud? Have you seen Mahmoud?”
Just a thought! Now back to reading the rest of Palin’s book.