Tiger Woods is now Pussy Woods (again ;-)

Every time one of these celebraties or politicians find themselves in hot water they ask for privacy.  They say it is their personal life.  And every time it happens they have bested the last guy to create a situation more embarassing than that of their predecessor.

The last few that comes to mind were; NY’s Governor (in charge of investigating prostitution rings) who ended up with a high priced call girl that would take Am Trak to meet you at your fancy hotel room, then it was SC’s Governor who went hiking in the moutains of Argentina with his mistress, next was David Letterman who is rich but cheap enough to shack women in his pull-out sofa in his backroom dingy office before going on stage and making fun of other people’s sexual escapades.

And now we have the mother of all sexual escapades (so far 😉 with Tiger Woods’ wife chasing him with his most expensive golf club and breaking his Cadillac’s window making him crash into a fire hydrant and then a tree in the middle of the Thanksgiving night!

Now he wants privacy. Now that it is between him and his wife and his lovers and what his lovers want to say in public! When he sent hundreds of pages of text messages and dozens of voice messages identifying himself and leaving evidence, he didn’t care about his privacy.  When he was witnessing NY’s and SC’s Govenors go down the drain and the king of jokes Letterman became a joke himself, and many before him during his few years of affairs, he didn’t bother to think about the evidences he was leaving behind.  He didn’t care about his privacy then but now that it is out in the open, he wants privacy.

Well I tell you what buddy, chics who slept with you have a different view than you.  They don’t want privacy.  They want publicity and money.  One of them has already made some by publishing your sorry ass voice message and more are about to become rich.

I really liked Tiger and because of him I watched golf on sundays.  Somehow it became soothing and relaxing.  I’ve never played golf but he made me and others interested in golf.  He was a nerd and projected a perfect image, that now he denies, who could do no wrong and besides being good on the golf court, he was good outside and selling us cars and sporting goods and projecting a family man who cried when his father died and later when he became a father himself.

He gave interviews and was always accessible.  Now he says his sins are private.  Well others are involved in his sins and they’re not private.  They’re hoochy mamas and queen skanks and they can be funny!  Woods himself can be funny as he has shown so far in his text and voice messages.

He reminds me a little like Oscar De La Hoya (Olympic and world boxing champion) where he posed for varios photos that he “thought” would be private.  I mean come on you pose like this and not worried they’ll become public?  Who would take such photos?!

My recommendation to Tiger’s wife would be to leave him cause he aint changing.  Motherf*****r now wants to stay home and not play for the remainder of this year and probably more!  Imagine him staying home now and getting on his wife’s nerves!  Now is the time to stay home?  Sooner or later he is going to stray again and all she has done is waste her young life.

As for Tiger, I’ll probably still watch him (we’ll see) but will always remember him as another subject of comedy.  You were so dumb to cheat on your mistress! Oh well.  Your kids are young enough not to be bothered by this so we don’t have to feel guilty.  Why do these people even bother getting married?  Why do they bother present themselves as family men?

I can’t wait for Saturday Night Live to lampoon him this weekend!

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