My recent experiences in Iran-& Lahijan’s Youssefi restaurant

The Head bastardo, Mr Khamenie wants to replace the existing World Order which is dominated by the few.  He sees injustice when over 140 countries are subjected to the whims of the few that sit on the Security Council

Someone needs to tell that bastardo that none of the other “oppressed” countries are complaining.

The only reason Iran wants to change things is because Iran has failed to prove itself in the existing world order.  Iran has no

friends and the few that it does are run by nutcases like N. Korean Jun Ill or Hugho Chavez.

$1= 1000 toman 

If you visit Iran, you can take a cab ride from Isfahan to Tehran for $15 dollars to sit in the front.  The driver tries to find three others to pay him $12 for a total close to $50- one way from Isfahan to Tehran.  You can opt to take Royal Sefar with its plush Iranian made VOLVO buses for $5 a seat or if you want the reclining seats you pay $9.8.

The driver of the cab normally would make a stop over in Lahijan at Youssefi’s restaurant.  That is Iran’s answer to the existing World Order’s 24/7 McDonalds.

At Youseffi restaurant, you find the servants to be old, toothless men with almost baggy Kurdish pants or pajamas.  The site in itself is enough to want to make you throw up.

However, the owner’s son – is cool.  He says he’s been to Malaysia, turkey and other places but still prefers Iran.  He’s pretty good looking dude who says he has everything he wants in Iran.

The food in Iranian restaurants is one of the worst.  It all chelo this or chelo that.  After 2 weeks you figure there is no other option but chelo kebab or chelo murgh.

Then if you happen to want to go to the restroom, you have to deal with a country with there IS NO SEWAGE SYSTEM.  The restroom reaks for miles.  Then you have to crouch down to do your thing in the Arabian toilets- they now call them Iranian toilets as if its something to be proud of.  In your little restroom, there is a water faucet connected to a hose or just a faucet with a Uftabe.  There is no dry area in the entire restroom.  So then you have to take off your pants completely, then start to look where to hang them– there are no hangers.  At the end you’re expected to clean yourself somehow.  How you can manage all that without getting filthy is beyond me.

This is Khamenie’s solution to the world, offer them Iranian toilets instead of Farangi toilets.  What happens is that maybe every 2 weeks someone comes and sucks out all the shit from the toilets because there is no sewage system.  So things pile on top until the “suckers” arrive.

Iranian leaders talk about how Iran has progressed.  Someone needs to tell them, we hope some of the oil money over the past 31 years did some good.  Comparing Iran to Dubai, Dubai is “yek sar” ahead.  Talk about cleanliness, hospitality and any Persian Gulf country is way ahead of Iran.

So you think, maybe the mosques and husseiniyes in Iran are actually taken care off.  WRONG AGAIN– you go to a mosque and you find thread bare carpets, the type that is rough and almost feels like you’re sitting on cement.  Go to any Arabian country and you find plush carpets and actually make you enjoy your stay in the mosque.  There is enough lightening to cheer you up too.

In Iran, whatever the religious occasion, they hardly give out food in the husseiniyeh or mosques.  People pray with their torn socks, pajama looking pants that have stains of booger on it and over sized shirts.  God forbid if when prostrating your head is close to the guys foot infront of you- it stinks.  Whereas you visit literally any mosque in Persian Gulf Arab countries and you see mosques that are clean, big feasts given during Ramadhan.  In those countries peoplle actually enjoy being religious because its so convenient.  In Iran, its all filth ontop of filth.  You hate going to a funeral or a mosque after you first visit.

Comparing malls is the same.  You go to the mall in Mashad, the one with blue glasses- it looks like a professional office building from the outside.  Half of  the stores are selling the same junk- little cheap necklaces, cheap rings, some rosaris…

This is what Iran’s New World Order is like, make life so miserable and tough.  All I can say, is thank God Mecca is ran by the Saudi Arabian government.  They actually have air conditioned tents for goodness sake.  If it was the Iranian government, you would see toilets overflowing and running into Holy areas.   In Iran, its a sin to turn on the air conditioner.  All air conditioners are for decoration. 

My best part of the whole thing was going to Mashad’s Imam Reza.  Everyone over there tries to touch the mausoleum of the saint.  For me that was a good way to exercise my jumping skills.  I ran towards the crowd, and jumped over 4 rows of men, and hung onto the bars of the mausoleum.  I was like, if you want to act stupid, I have no problem out doing you.

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