April Fool’s Day headlines (with impunity):
Hillary Rodham Clinton has a lesbian relationship with Vanna White
Barack Obama sold his Nobel Prize medal to pay for health care reform
Ali Khamenei has colon cancer
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is homosexual
George Walker Bush’s brain has been growing steadily ever since he stopped being the President
Benjamin Netanyahu is a peaceful man
Mir-Hossein Mousavi’s favorite color is pink
Mohammad Khatami is finally going to do something
Hashemi Rafsanjani is using a new facial hair growth formula
Bill Clinton finally admits he had sex with Monica Lewinsky
