Anti-Iranian cheerleader : PAYANDEH IRAN !
Me : PAYANDEH IRAN!
Anti-Iranian cheerleader : You Can’t say that !
Me : why?
Anti-Iranian cheerleader : Because you are an islamo-facsists , rapist, pedophile and shepeshoo !
Me : Thank you. There are millions like me in Iran.
Anti-Iranian cheerleader : You are all being paid. Paid agents !
Me : All millions of us? Thats a bold statement. any proof?
Anti-Iranian cheerleader : Yes ! I have proof ! They were giving sundis at the pro government rallies !
Me : So we all came out because of sundis? Does accepting sundis in the heat of summer make me a paid agent?
Anti-Iranian cheerleader : Yes ! because you are dumb too !
Me : How so? We have achieved and contributed greatly in our science and research programs . we can’t be that dumb.
Anti-Iranian cheerleader : Achievement my ass ! Shah had better achievements than you retards !!
Me : But Shah hired foreigners to run our key industries like oil and military. Today we do it by our selves.
Anti-Iranian cheerleader : What you call achievement is the natural progress of any country !!
Me : But some other programs like satelite launch rockets can’t be natural progress. Only a few country possess that technology.
Anti-Iranian cheerleader : Those programs has nothing to with IR ! Its the genius of Iranian scientists who are against IR !
Me : But these are government funded programs, and our scientists are kidnapped or assassinated by Mosad , our enemy.
Anti-Iranian cheerleader : Israel and US are not our enemy ! IR is our enemy !
Me: But they want to attack Iran, doesn’t that make them our enemy?
Anti-Iranian cheerleader : IR is not IRAN ! Let them attack and remove IR !
Me : But , how do you seperate IR from Iran when the bombs start dropping?
Anti-Iranian cheerleader : There is always a price to pay for democracy ! IR must go violently !
Me : You sound a lot like a neocon hawk to me. Are you really Iranian ?
Anti-Iranian cheerleader : Yes i am ! Not like a shepeshoo like you !!
Me : Would it make it easier for you if i wear a suit and a tie and shave ” seh tigeh” ?
Anti-Iranian cheerleader : No ! We have to eliminate you from our history ! All of you with 1400 years of it !
Me : ( speechless )
Anti-Iranian cheerleader : LONG LIVE DEMOCRACY ! PAYANDEH IRAN !
Me : ????
PS: special thanks to Sargord pirouz for coining the term Anti Iranian cheerleaders
