Iran Will be Attacked If…

So, the “Iran is going to be attacked” mantra is being repeated non-stop again by regime’s fear mongers….as if we can’t figure out the oldest trick in the book…the trick that every despot, dictator and tyrant throughout history has used to keep the hapless population in check.

But, knowing what they are up to, I still say let’s humor them a bit and say YES, Iran will, unfortunately, be attacked at some point.  You want to know why?  Here are a few reasons.  You will be attacked if:

-You chant “death to [the big guy on the block with aircraft carriers and enough nukes to annihilate the world many times over] for 31 years;

-You burn the flag of [the big guy on the block with aircraft carriers and enough nukes to annihilate the world many times over] for 31 years;

-You fund and train terrorists to blow up the marine barracks of [the big guy on the block with aircraft carriers and enough nukes to annihilate the world many times over];

-You fund and train the terrorist who hijacks the civilian aircraft of [the big guy on the block with aircraft carriers and enough nukes to annihilate the world many times over] and then kills one of its citizens and throws his dead body on the airport runway;

-You fund, train and arm militants who fuck with [the big guy on the block with aircraft carriers and enough nukes to annihilate the world many times over] in Iraq and Afghanistan;

-You hold hostage the diplomats of [the big guy on the block with aircraft carriers and enough nukes to annihilate the world many times over] for more than a year;

-You call the president of [the big guy on the block with aircraft carriers and enough nukes to annihilate the world many times over] a “kaka siyah”;

-You say that you will slap [the big guy on the block with aircraft carriers and enough nukes to annihilate the world many times over] in the mouth for 31 years;

-You brag and posture about a military that you don’t have and military power that you don’t have to rile up [the big guy on the block with aircraft carriers and enough nukes to annihilate the world many times over];

-You call [the big guy on the block with aircraft carriers and enough nukes to annihilate the world many times over] the “Great Satan” for 31 years;

-You say that another country in the neighborhood [that is much more powerful than you and is armed with nuclear weapons] should be “wiped off the face of the Earth;

-You arm, fund and train militant organizations that want to destroy another country in the neighborhood [that is much more powerful than you and is armed with nuclear weapons];

-You declare, for 31 years, that the greatest mission of your government is to eliminate another country in the neighborhood [that is much more powerful than you and is armed with nuclear weapons] and to free “Ghods” and that every single Iranian is willing to sacrifice him/herself to achieve that goal.

If you say, do, have said and/or have done any of the above mentioned, you are likely to be attacked.  Newsflash: people who are targets of the above mentioned belligerence are not likely to send you flower baskets.     

Get out of your bubble and set aside your arrogance.  The world does not revolve around you and your silly little “revolution”.  It’s a doggy dog world out there.  You fuck with people and people are likely to fuck right back with you.  Now, that dynamic will become much more troublesome for you if said people have bigger guns than you (which, by the way, they do).  So, get used to it.  Find a “soorakh” to hide in when the fruits of your labor and belligerence materialize and the bombs begin to fall.  Oops, I forgot…none of you propagandists live in Iran.  It’s the Iranian people who will get to enjoy the fruits of your labor.     

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