How Santa Claus ruined the World (If Christianity really WAS just like Islam)
In a dark prision cell,somewhere in Leavenworth,you can hear the cry’s of the tortured victims going on for days.The shrieking bloodcurdling cry’s of Those who don’t believe in Santa Claus.Charged with enemy of Jesus Christ and Threat to Santa,some are released.Other’s never leave except in a blood drained body,those are usually charged with Allegiance to Palestine.
In Ohio,a woman is stoned to death for having an abortion because her vagina was not of the Santa chosen able- charged with Murder and a enemy of Santa,as well as Non-Believer .
The Koran and all sign’s of it,outlawed.To be seen with a Koran means to be whipped and beaten in the street.Humiliated in front of your friends and villagers.Just be glad you are alive.But double offenses of reading the Koran will ensure a trip to Leavenworth.No Presents for infidel Pigs!!
In Early 2003,for No reason whatsoever,Haka Du Whalal Bushgol began his invasion of the Al -Santa Clause in Iraq and Afghanistan,and now training inYemen.very successful at exploding bodies and planting IED’s.Sending trained ‘Santa Bomber’s’ aboard planes to avenge those Non Believer’s and praying to Jesus Christ who told them it is ok to kill non believers.
For half a Century,Santa Bomber’s have been invading Mecca and attempting to blow up the occupied Saudi Arabia infested with Non Believers,for years.God is Great!! God is Great!!!
If you burn a Christmas Tree- You’re going straight to Hell! God will not forgive!!!!
Meanwhile,Santa Bomber to be,Redneck Clemm was done with a hard days work praying 3 times a day (on his knees with his bum in the air).Slowly conserving and chewing his ‘Redman’ was slopping hogshit while he cursed and damned the Palestinians for not believing in Santa Claus..He was so mad he was running his John Deere over his (accused) sinful neighbors boars.Not even one of his 7 wives could stop him.
You see when Redneck Clemm went to Church,the Pastor told him it was ok to blow up Muslims,they don’t believe in Santa Claus and are infidels.The Redneck Pastor has told Clemm infidels must be living under Santa Claus law or pay the pennance.The Pennance being very expensive Christmas present and very neatly wrapped…If they cannot afford the Pennance,they must die..No Bow on the present- You’re dead……..
The Redneck Pastor then tells Clemm,he and the Santa ‘Ummah’ must overtake the world and prepare it for Jesus Christ.Along with a few other things..
Like,Once a land ruled by Santa Claus law,it can Never be held by Non Believer’s.Never forget,that was once – Santa Claus land!!!!The War of the invasion of Non Believers into Santa land has been written for years in prophecy.
Those without a Sign of Santa or with a improper haircut (Unlike Santa’s) shall be taken in front a Jury of Santa Claus’s and severly judged! You will be represented by Clemm!!
No guns!! Only for the Santa Guard and Only suicide Bombs because Jesus Christ told them to shove them up their behinds and pray to God!!!
All Santa Claus’ must attempt to obtain the Great Santa Bomb so we can drop it on Palestine – ASAP!!!!!
Our Great Leader Ayema-Santa-Meany will lead the Santa World and the Santa Region!! We will dominate the world with Santa Law!!
