The New Three False Gods of the 21st Century

I proclaim that there are Three New False Gods of the 21st Century, in descending order of evilness:

1.  The God of Paradox (or the God of Philosophy) (This is the Master Superstition, justified by the power of the human mind)

2.  The God of the Flaky New Age Interfaith (This god fills its followers with four qualities: dishonesty, carelessness, naivety, and laziness)

3.  The God of all Theologies (notably of Christianity and Islam)