This Friday is the much celebrated William and Cate’s wedding in London. I can’t think of a more cheezier wedding except maybe some of the Hollywood’s expensive weddings of the old and famous, their third or fourth weddings which ended up in divorce fairly soon. Still, William and Cate tops them all and is the mother of all cheeziest weddings!
When Diana got married TV wasn’t as it is today with 200 channels some having “special” correspondents to the Windsor palace and giving all the details and the knockoffs of Cate’s dress, hairstyle and all the other crap that goes with it! And then they claim the couple wants the wedding to be “private” sort of like when Tiger Woods wanted to have a private life when it was discovered that he had dozens of mistresses!
Private my arse! Romantic my arse! Nothing is private or romantic about this wedding. They’ve invited Islamic Republic and bunch of other shamsi kooreh, arr va oorehs! This is anything but private and romantic and more importantly it has become a nuisance. Even our local news have special reporters covering this event and we can’t get away from it! Last night they had a Lifetime movie about these two (picture) and I tell you having seen couple of scenes while flipping through channels they couldn’t be any more awful! They’re probably the same in person.
I’m sure after they get married there will be “trouble in paradise”! No couple who have gone through a lavish cheezy wedding and “made” so much news have been able to stay together. They won’t be able to fill the vacuum and will start infighting and the rest will be history!
So I can’t wait for these two to get married! How did we ever get in this mess in the first place?!