The Dummies Guide to Iranian Democratic Mindset and Everything you wanted to know about Iran’s contemporary history but never dared to ask …
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CURRICULUM VITAE
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Academic Profile Of the Quintessential Exiled Iranian History Professor:
– Holds Either a PhD in Quantum Mechanics, Chemistry Or Mathematics Before undertaking One in Sociology
– Believes Shirin Ebadi Should be the next President of Iran
– Is First and Foremost a “Citizen of the World”
– Thinks Nabokov’s Lolita is about a Westoxicated Iranian Girl in Tehran
– Quotes From Stephan Kinzer on Every Occasion and From Abbas Milani ONLY Whenever it Suits His or Her Arguments (But calls the latter a Moron, Neo Con Warmonger and or Monarchist)
– Avoids digging too deep into European Constitutional History So as Not to Remind his or her Students on the Origins of the American Bill of Rights
– Always Confuses Manicheanism with Machiavellism in his Political exposé’s Only To realize that he was actually quoting the Lyrics from Prince’s Purple Rain
– Hates the Pahlavis for never working a day in their lives while he had to Work His ass Off in a Turkish Donner Kebab in London, Paris, Washington or LA to make ends meet.
– Last But Not Least Claims to have Heroically Resisted Under Torture Against Pahlavi Tyranny in Second Grade After a Teacher Forced him to Join the Shah’s Rastakhiz Party:
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FORTUNATELY NOT EVERY JEBHEYEH MELLI WAS A SELL OUT !
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pictory: Bakhtiar Denounces Bazargan’s Provisionary Government in exile (1979)
RESTORATION: Shapour Bakhtiar advocates Restoring the Monarchy
The Last Prime Minister Of Imperial Iran Dr. Bakhtiar in 1984 Los Angeles, CA:
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COMPLAINING JOMHURYKHAH: What Have the Pahlavis EVER Done For Us ? ;0)
YES, PRIME MINISTER: A Step By Step Guide To Mossadegh’s Premiership and the Coup of ’53 …
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DEATH – VERTISING ? Mehrangiz Kar Claims Husband was No More a Monarchist
GUNFIGHT AT OK CORRAL: Co-Starring Fakhravar & Batebi ?
LOST IN TRANSLATION: NIAC Welcomes Hamid Dabashi on Advisory Board
COLUMBIA PRESENTS: Academic Excellence With Hamid Dabashi & Sadri Bros
WOMEN KNOW YOUR LIMITS: The Shah’s Post Mortem Apologies to Barbara Walters and Oriana Fallaci
IRANICAN MOFTKHOR: From a 1/2 “Pahlawi” EYE-RANIAN Coin to why people resist new theories (sic)
Ebrahim Golestan: “The Shah’s Coronation Made Me Wanna Vomit” (BBC)
