The Exiled Iranian Jomhurykhah’s Lesson On Democracy

The Dummies Guide to Iranian Democratic Mindset and Everything you wanted to know about Iran’s contemporary history but never dared to ask …






Academic Profile Of the Quintessential Exiled Iranian History Professor:

– Holds Either a PhD in Quantum Mechanics, Chemistry Or Mathematics Before undertaking One in Sociology

– Believes Shirin Ebadi Should be the next President of Iran

– Is First and Foremost a “Citizen of the World”

– Thinks Nabokov’s Lolita is about a Westoxicated Iranian Girl in Tehran

– Quotes From Stephan Kinzer on Every Occasion and From Abbas Milani ONLY Whenever it Suits His or Her Arguments (But calls the latter a Moron, Neo Con Warmonger and or Monarchist)

– Avoids digging too deep into European Constitutional History So as Not to Remind his or her Students on the Origins of the American Bill of Rights

– Always Confuses Manicheanism with Machiavellism in his Political exposé’s Only To realize that he was actually quoting the Lyrics from Prince’s Purple Rain

– Hates the Pahlavis for never working a day in their lives while he had to Work His ass Off in a Turkish Donner Kebab in London, Paris, Washington or LA to make ends meet.

– Last But Not Least Claims to have Heroically Resisted Under Torture Against Pahlavi Tyranny in Second Grade After a Teacher Forced him to Join the Shah’s Rastakhiz Party:








pictory: Bakhtiar Denounces Bazargan’s Provisionary Government in exile (1979)

RESTORATION: Shapour Bakhtiar advocates Restoring the Monarchy

The Last Prime Minister Of Imperial Iran Dr. Bakhtiar in 1984 Los Angeles, CA:

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