The case of thirsty people and oral sex!

The note above simply says:  “please do not shove the faucet down your throat”!! 

We are the great people of Iran, cradle of civilization, sons and daughters of Cyrus the Great,  holders of the first human right manifesto, with  gazillion years of proud history. Yet, somehow, we have to be reminded not to give the water fountain a blowjob while drinking the water!  Really?! Is it just me or something doesn’t feel right here?! 

A couple of weeks ago, I read this article about the largest pizza being made in Parkeh Mellat in Tehran. The guys who cooked it wanted to have it registered in the Guinness book of world records.  But guess what? People ate the fucking thing before there was a chance to measure it!! Our chick, civilized northern Tehranis didn’t even wait for the poor guy to pull out his measuring tape.  They jumped on that tasty delight like hungry locust and devoured the pizza in minutes!  Now that was the real record! Bravo!  

What is wrong with us?!  

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