God is a lady … Satan is a guy

This is going to be the title of my thesis … towards an Independent Scholar degree in sociology!

Empirical findings:  

God gives life to other beings (feminine) … Satan enjoys killing other creatures.

God likes nice gardens and pretty things … Satan likes fire, fighting and fright.

God sees something nice in everything … Satan hates everyone, even himself!

God has a lot of dos and don’ts … Satan prefers decadence.

God never forgets … Satan hardly remembers!

Circumstantial evidence:  

God made a nice place (heaven) with good food and gorgeous surroundings … Satan just kept complaining about her creations and how incomplete and faulty those were.

God banished Satan from heaven, and took a restraining order against him … Satan decided that the best way to get right back in, would be to fight for the custody of God’s children!

God doesn’t like Satan, but can’t get rid of him … Satan can’t get over god, and secretly yearns to be with her again.

Side remark:  

God talks a lot … Satan is awfully quiet.

Meet Iranian Singles

Iranian Singles

Recipient Of The Serena Shim Award

Serena Shim Award
Meet your Persian Love Today!
Meet your Persian Love Today!