For peaceful purposes, Islamic Republic of Iran has tested two short-range missiles with a reported range of about 170 kilometers, just enough to reach Tehran from Qum, in no time. The official Islamic propaganda machine has reported that these missiles have been under development for the last several months for the sole purpose of spraying Tehran citizens with golaab in the day of appearance of Imam Zaman. At the same time, a long-range missile, Shahab-3, is also scheduled to be tested on Monday for the same peaceful purpose, to spray the occupiers of Quds with golaab at the very moment Imam Zaman appears from a well in Jamkaran.
And, only a couple of days ago, it was announced that IRI has been constructing a nuclear facility deep in a mountain range near the city of Qum. The news of this new discovery has been a shock to most of the communities that monitor Iran’s effort to build a nuclear bomb, since they only knew about this location only a couple of years ago. The official Islamic news agencies have reported that this site has been under construction for the sole purpose of producing sweet water (not heavy water) for the inhabitants of Qum, since for centuries they have been drinking salty water in the desert. This sweet water will be used to produce sweet golaab, and will be stored deep inside the mountains surrounding Qum till the day Imam Zaman appears, which then this vast among of golaab will be loaded up into the short to long range missiles and will be fired in the direction of Tehran and Israel to spread the good news.
And, it was only a couple of months ago that a couple of hundreds of Iranian people were killed for peaceful purposes during the disputed election demonstrations in Iran. The sole purpose of those killings were to peacefully engrave in the brains of those dead people that IRI is a peaceful regime and there was no need for anyone to demonstrate peacefully to make a point about being peaceful. And, since the peaceful Iranians did not understand the peaceful nature of the regime; several more people were peacefully raped while in custody to render their asses, and other parts of their bodies, more peaceful.
And, it was only a decade ago that a peaceful man by the name of Dariush Forouhar was sitting with his peaceful wife in his peaceful home and was drinking a peaceful cup of hot tea when a peaceful thug by the name of Saeed Emami conspired the assassination of peaceful dissidents, and since he did not get enough satisfaction out of his peaceful activities he peacefully committed suicide in a prison by consuming vast amount of a hair removing chemical. Oogh! That must have tasted awfull. All and all more than 80 peaceful dissident writers, poets, journalists, and political activist died in the 1990’s, but who is counting! It was all for peaceful purposes.
And, as if that is not enough, IRI regime has been producing cloned sheep for peaceful purposes since 2006. Do you have any idea what they do with sheep for peaceful purposes? They…how can I say it, well before test firing short range missiles and before there was a hole in a mountain near Qum for producing sweet water, Qum’s water was too salty, it was so salty that it retarded Mullah’s brains. At that time there was a shortage of women in Qum back then, so the big Mullahs declared that intercourse with sheep was okay as long as they were sold in the next villages. But then, since people had already eaten a lot of sodomized sheep, there was a shortage of them, so then for peaceful purposes sheep are being cloned to use their holes for peaceful purposes. Just like peaceful holes in the mountains, rapes, murders, and missiles.
