January 8, 2002
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up
to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green,
red, orange, blue, and yellow.
The old man just stared.
Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring. The young man
finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done
anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and
had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
Thanks to MM
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