February 28, 2005
Men are like...
1. Men are like Laxatives ... They
irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas ... The older
they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather ... Nothing
can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders ... You need
one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars ...
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials ... You
can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ...
Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like Government Bonds ...
They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara ... They usually
run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn ... They
satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms ... You
never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how
long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps ... Fun
to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots ...
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Sent by Fathali
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