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Ocotber 14, 2005

Dictionary of Women's Vocabulary in Personal Ads

40-ish...............................................................49

Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone

Athletic.................................................No boobs

Average looking............................................Ugly

Beautiful.....................................Pathological liar

Contagious smile.....................Does a lot of pills

Emotionally secure.......................On medication

Feminist.........................................................Fat

Free spirit.................................................Junkie

Friendship first.................................Former slut

Fun.......................................................Annoying

New-Age............Body hair in the wrong places  

Open-minded......................................Desperate

Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate.....................................Sloppy drunk

Professional...............................................Bitch

Voluptuous............................................Very Fat

Large frame......................................Hugely Fat   

Wants Soul mate....................................Stalker

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