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Male & female stages of life
Male:
| AGE |
DRINK |
| 17 |
Beer |
| 25 |
Bourbon |
| 35 |
Vodka |
| 48 |
Double vodka |
| 66 |
Maalox |
| AGE |
SEDUCTION LINE |
| 17 |
My parents are away for the weekend. |
| 25 |
My girlfriend is away for the weekend. |
| 35 |
My fiance is away for the weekend. |
| 48 |
My wife is away for the weekend. |
| 66 |
My second wife is dead. |
| AGE |
FAVORITE SPORT |
| 17 |
Sex |
| 25 |
Sex |
| 35 |
Sex |
| 48 |
Sex |
| 66 |
Napping & sex |
| AGE |
WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? |
| 17 |
25 |
| 25 |
35 |
| 35 |
48 |
| 48 |
66 |
| 66 |
17 |
Female:
| AGE |
DRINK |
| 17 |
Wine Coolers |
| 25 |
White wine |
| 35 |
Red wine |
| 48 |
Dom Perignon |
| 66 |
Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser |
| AGE |
EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES |
| 17 |
Need to wash my hair |
| 25 |
Need to wash and condition my hair |
| 35 |
Need to color my hair |
| 48 |
Need to have Francois color my hair |
| 66 |
Need to have Francois color my wig |
| AGE |
FAVORITE SPORT |
| 17 |
Shopping |
| 25 |
Shopping |
| 35 |
Shopping |
| 48 |
Shopping |
| 66 |
Shopping |
| AGE |
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE |
| 17 |
"Burger King" |
| 25 |
"Free meal" |
| 35 |
"A diamond" |
| 48 |
"A bigger diamond" |
| 66 |
"Home Alone" |
| AGE |
FAVORITE FANTASY |
| 17 |
Tall, dark and handsome |
| 25 |
Tall, dark and handsome with money |
| 35 |
Tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain |
| 48 |
A man with hair |
| 66 |
A man |
| AGE |
WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? |
| 17 |
17 |
| 25 |
25 |
| 35 |
35 |
| 48 |
48 |
| 66 |
66 |
| AGE |
IDEAL DATE |
| 17 |
He offers to pay |
| 25 |
He pays |
| 35 |
He cooks breakfast the next morning |
| 48 |
He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids |
| 66 |
He can chew breakfast |
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