ABDUCTION ALERT is posted on the freeway signs. GREY CHRYSLER SUV LIC 1ABC234. First of all, be afraid. Your child too might be abducted. What

I like to think of potholes as our little contribution to the war effort. The money we could have spent filling them is going to

We are SO happy to announce that the Cold War is not over after all! The bad guys are still the Russians! Whew! It was

You have a liberation army marching through Iraq, say, or Haiti, or Panama, or one of those places where the humanitarians in Washington, having realized

We drove down to Border Field State Park, next to the Mexican border in the Tijuana River estuary at the coast. The river bottom and