Abduction Alert

ABDUCTION ALERT is posted on the freeway signs. GREY CHRYSLER SUV LIC 1ABC234. First of all, be afraid. Your child too might be abducted. What

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I like to think of potholes as our little contribution to the war effort. The money we could have spent filling them is going to

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Things Not Talked About

You have a liberation army marching through Iraq, say, or Haiti, or Panama, or one of those places where the humanitarians in Washington, having realized

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