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Reading between the lines

Like pieces of puzzle, it is all coming together. It is inevitable. The war with Iran—that is. The signs are everywhere. Any individual with access

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My bad!

In light of president Ahmadinejad’s statement that we do not have homosexuals in Iran, I would like to personally apologize to all those that I

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Wishful thinking!

Do you ever wonder what would it be like if the Iranian revolution was led by a group of fashion models? Imagine how different things

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The volunteer!

An activist friend told me that he is spending just about all his free time volunteering to work for NIAC and to bring public awareness

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27-year-old virgin

A 27-year-old Iranian Baha’i virgin told me the other day that he has chosen to wait and share a beautiful moment with a woman who

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Lovin’ it

Somewhere between 12th and 14th century, we Iranians got together and decided to completely ditch sensibility, logic and rationality. I don’t know about you but

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Shit that keeps me up

I often wonder what happens if a suicide bomber finds out that one of his 40 virgins is not a virgin. What is the return

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Scary and exciting

In late 2000, an Iranian homegrown alternative band, Sarakhs, made it's debute with the release of Mordab. Mordab and other singles such as Vasvaseh and

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Dear Mack II

Throughout years of writing for iranian.com and other publications, I have received enormous amount of emails from women married or dating Iranian men with a

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Dear Mack

Throughout years of writing for iranian.com and other publications, I have received enormous amount of emails from women married to Iranian men with a wide

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God, what a year

* At a party, you can always spot a woman with small breasts but you can never tell which man has a small penis. Another

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Thank you Agent Smith

Like many of my hot-blooded Iranian expats, I've been courting this hot chick in Iran for the possibility of marriage. I understand that the age

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It’s good to be gay!

Early this month I received a surprise call from Sohrab. “Coz, guess what?” Sohrab shouted on the phone. “What?” “I'm in Canada, baby. I finally

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It’s good to be gay!

My second cousin Sohrab had a way with women. The only child of an affluent Iranian family and blessed with good looks and a body

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Happy ending

A few weeks back I was contacted by a think-tank organization in Washington DC to share my thoughts on ways to combat global terrorism. This

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Persian cat on crack

Crap like this occupy my head all day: * Homosexuals in America have been fighting for years for a right to get married. Women in

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Give it up comrade

I finished reading Akbar Ganji's latest letter from Evin prison [English/Persian] and immediately ran to the medicine cabinet to gobble down two Tylenols. I was

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Heaven can wait

I was channel surfing the other day when I came across an interview with a soon-to-be suicide bomber. The guy's face was hidden under a

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Money for nothing

It's Friday night, big date, nothing clean to wear. I had two choices: do laundry or buy new clothes. The choice was clear. I left

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Cute won’t cut it

Reza Pahlavi, the son of former shah of Iran, staged a symbolic three-day hunger strike this weekend to show solidarity with Iranian political prisoners from

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We’re not impressed

  I'm sick and tired of bloggers. Stop it for God's sake! Instead of hiding behind your computer all day and all night and telling

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