that this will be very

that this will be very popular, because it's so easy to understand.

What a pretentious little creature you are.

I expect

that this will be very popular, because it's so easy to understand.

Every fascism is an index of a failed revolution - Walter Benjamin

word of advice for sheeps

"In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep." A.E.

congrats  you people have achieved it.

Lovely job

Well done Red Wine Jaan. It seems that Freud also was led to his evolution theory and the claim that humans are descendants of monkeys by observing the Ayattollahs and their copycat followers.

پاسخ جالب آلبرت انيشتين به مريلين مونرو

مي گويند "مريلين مونرو " يك وقتي نامه اي نوشت به " البرت اينشتين " كه فكرش را بكن كه اگر من و تو ازدواج كنيم بچه ها يمان با زيبايي من و هوش و نبوغ تو چه محشري مي شوند !

اقاي " اينشتين " هم نوشت :
ممنون از اين همه لطف و دست و دلبازي خانم .واقعا هم كه چه غوغايي مي شود !
ولي اين يك روي سكه است .
فكرش را بكنيد كه اگر قضيه بر عكس شود چه رسوايي بزرگي بر پا مي شود !

Einstien married his cousin

Yep, sounds like an akhoond to me.

I had read that Einstein (one stone) was a sufi!

Wasn't he?

e=mc2 & Ghamar e Bani Hashem both are Islamic discoveries!

I should have known.

RW Jaan, PRICE-LESS!

Ari jan: Ma Kheli Mokh-Less im ...

Thanks for the thoughtful translation ;-)

LOL Shazdeh

For non-Farsi readers :"Albertollah"

Octaby 12 points!

Extra point for commenting on launch date.

humanbeing

Wish could read the text, too.

Hélas, it's IC.  ;o)

شراب سرخ عزیز

خیلی‌ با مزه بود.

خداییش، این آلبرتالله رو مثل مرحوم بروجردی درست کردی!

یه شیشه خللر شیراز طلبت.

Brother Einstein

What else can I say? What else can I do?

Disclaimer: I found the linked blog, which seems to be coming from Europe, worthy of reading, and that's all!!

Ari, for Q1 they have to be moving at or close to speed of light

also known at shi'tspeed, else time dilation won't apply. However, one calculation puts IRR spaceship Antarprize at around 204,000 Km/s

2-God's hang out is roughly around 9.46Trx1360 or  (9.4605284 × 10 12 )  X 1360 kilometers away 

I assumed same reference frame and return to earth among others and discounted that 'simultaneity' is a big question mark at light speed; but then again relativity is not my specialty.

I would like to add that I noticed the problem statement had something that deserves additional extra point whether you intended it as a subtle trick or not: The country taking off under this scenario can be IRRistan not Iran. Iranians would be aiming towards Ahuramazda not the vengeful allah.

OKtaby

For the price of a tipped over jug. Not a bad (Jewish) deal...

Beautiful graphical work, as usual.

In case there is any credibility attached to the source:

What does a  genius Jew [who In a letter to philosopher Erik Gutkind, remarked, "The word
God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human
weakness, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still purely
primitive, legends which are nevertheless pretty childish", and is a socialist Zionist, who supports the creation of a Jewish homeland in the British mandate of Palestine] do, in order to secure the safety of the biggest Jewish community in the region?

Wooing the Ayatollah, of course.

If my body dies, let my body die, but do not let my country die.

Who is Einstein?

???

انشتن طرفدار ِ پنج تن

Very nice work Red Wine!

He looks like Ayatollah Sistani.

...............

اون موقعی که این فرمایشات گوهَ ر  بار را میفرمود از فرط پیری دیگه اینشتین نبود، اَ....ش تنگ بود!

میخواست به انکر و منکر کلک رشتی بزنه!

can't read the text, but love

the graphics!

Physics 101 quiz, 10+1 points

Here's the quiz: In 650 AD the country of Iran takes off in a rocket to visit Allah. On return, Iranians find that it is 2010 AD on Earth, but that they are still in 1050 AD by their rocket's clock.

1. How fast was their rocket going (10 points)?

2. How far is the planet Allah lives on (1 point)?

May 1St Fool's Day?

Whether this is a May 1st or a 13th of Farvarin fool's day, Khomeini in this era caused (& still ongoing) the most damages to "Islam" by pre-fixing that to everything in order to justifuy his actions (e.g. "Republic", "Velayat", "Hijab", & you name it). None of the commendments in Quran has that prefix & such adjective is nowhere used in that book. Not to worry though because he has to answer back to the creator on the "Judgement Day" & not on the "Islamic Judgement Day."

I did not know that it was May 1st, again!

Or was it the 13th of Farvardin?

in ro daryabid!!!!!!

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Jahan News

Einstein's reply to Jahan News : "Only two things are infinite, the universe and Jahan News editor stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former"

ایشان واقعا به کلمهٔ ان در انیشتن مفهوم و جلوه میدهند

OKtaby