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Honest Hassan — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 19:24:04 +0000

Latest Jokes in Farsi

Honest Hassan — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 22:21:25 +0000

درپى اسلامى شدن اسامى شهرها نام سوسنگرد به فاطي توپل تغير يافت

آخرين خبر از تيم ملي: کريم باقري به عنوان مترجم علي دايي انتخاب شد

به هاشمي رفسنجاني ميگن چند وقتيه نيستي؟!!...ميگه دارم بکوب مي خونم براي رهبري

جايزه نوبل شيمي به محمود احمدي نژاد تعلق گرفت. زيرا ايشان توانستند ريال را به پهن تبديل كنند

Sure ways to keep them away...

Honest Hassan — Fri, 09 May 2008 18:07:18 +0000

How to treat your grandparents so they never come back to visit you in America...

You KNOW you are IRANIAN when...

Honest Hassan — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:18:45 +0000

...you tell the young lady you are on a date with ( a few small lies):

1) They are always offering me these cute girls from back home, to marry, 25 years my junior, but I don’t want that.

2) Oh, well...My father tried telling the Shah, but he didn’t listen.

You KNOW you are IRANIAN when...

Honest Hassan — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:33:46 +0000

...you ask your parents to find you a good wife from back home...

What they say( to the girl's parents):

"Our son is very passionate"

What it means:

He has a temper.

What they say:

"He was married to an American woman, but Americans don't understand us"

What it means:

She had to take a restraining order against him, for him to finally leave her alone.

"He is a social drinker"

He has 2 DUI's.

You KNOW you are IRANIAN when...

Honest Hassan — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:09:53 +0000

1- You are a car salesman and at the same time, a singer.

You KNOW you are IRANIAN when...

Honest Hassan — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 21:07:53 +0000

Thanks to all those who contributed.

You KNOW you ARE Iranian when...

You KNOW you are IRANIAN when...

Honest Hassan — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:11:26 +0000

You KNOW you're IRANIAN when :

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Your refer to your dad's friends as Uncle...

You have an endless supply of pistachios, dates,and pumpkinseeds...

After a family meal, the women fight to the death
        over who should wash the dishes while the men sit on
        their behinds and discuss politics, waiting for
        their tea...

"Iranian.comer" of the Year is...

Honest Hassan — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 18:53:39 +0000

In the tradition of selecting an "Iranian of the Year", I would like to start a "Iranian.comer" of the year, in our little community here.

Just do what Anonymouse suggested with his piece:

You can nominate as many people as you want but choose one and put him/her in the subject line of your comment. You don't need to give any reason for your selection. Just your candidates and your final ONE vote.

I'd like to nominate: JJ

Feel free to nominate anyone, even Honest Hassan!

Dr. Mossadegh

Honest Hassan — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:14:33 +0000

Great patriot? Yes!

Hero of Oil nationalization? Yes!

One of the most popular political figures in our history, at one time, and overall? Yes!

Welcome (back) Home!

Honest Hassan — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 20:54:16 +0000

Undesirables

Honest Hassan — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 13:50:17 +0000

" I don't hate anyone. I dislike. But my dislike is the equivalent of anyone else's hate".

- Elsa Maxwell

Ok, Ok,...I agree our popularity(!), as Iranians, dropped a little by the events of 911, and Ahmadinejad, but I don't think it is still that bad, compared to many others.

(We are taking a little heat for 911 because many cannot distinguish Iran from Iraq, Syria,...just like we have a hard time not confusing Laos from Combodia!)