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The JAFIO Report: Week of 3/7/10

JAFIO — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 19:46:27 +0000

How to read this post: every time you see JAFIO, you must say "Just Another Fucking Iranian Observation", then take some salt and throw it over your left shoulder."

Hey! At Least we're not Indian!…

The JAFIO Report: Week of 2/28/10

JAFIO — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 22:11:33 +0000

How to read this post: every time you see JAFIO, you must say "Just Another Fucking Iranian Observation", then look yourself squarely in the mirror, wink, and tell yourself, "Rock and Roll Baby…."

Hey! At Least we're not Dutch!…

The JAFIO Report: Week of 2/19/10

JAFIO — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 19:40:06 +0000

How to read this post: every time you see JAFIO, you must say "Just Another Fucking Iranian Observation", then go outside and breathe deeply, again, OK now go back in and finish your presentation…

Hey! At Least we're not Cuban!…

The JAFIO Report: Special 22 Bahman WTF! Edition

JAFIO — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 04:54:48 +0000

How to read this post: every time you see JAFIO, you must say "Just Another Fucking Iranian Observation", then do a bandari chest wiggle and say, "Meow!" Try it now, it's fun.

The JAFIO Report: Week of: 1/ 22, 2010

JAFIO — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 20:13:12 +0000

How to read this post: every time you see JAFIO, you must say "Just Another Fucking Iranian Observation", then shake your head as you walk away. Just walk away, man.

The JAFIO Report: Week of Jan. 15, 2010

JAFIO — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 20:48:15 +0000

How to read this post: every time you see JAFIO, you must say "Just Another Fucking Iranian Observation", preferable out loud but mumbling it like a crazy person to yourself is OK too.

Not much to report this wee… Oh right! Haiti exploded.

The JAFIO Report: Happy Friggin' 2010!

JAFIO — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 05:20:39 +0000

How to read this post: Very Open Mindedly. And with great patience. And make sure you've had your insolence shot.

...The biggest news so far this year is the "aboutfukintime" moment exhibited by Sir Jahanshah Javid ESq. the esteamed editor of this series of 1's and 0's arranged to simulate the printed free word.

And that word is apparently PayPal. Which isn't a word. Yet.

The JAFIO Report: 1/1/10

JAFIO — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 06:56:46 +0000

For the first installment of the weekly JAFIO Report I thought what better way to get our feet wet than to take on the past year.

How to read this post: everytime you see JAFIO, you must say "Just Another Fucking Iranian Observation", preferable out loud, but to yourself is OK too.

...And what a year it was!