paradochshund

I’m in…

*paradochshund* - Thanks for letting me in : )   I don’t know how you can get on the front page, but there are 4 or 5 special words that if you throw around in your blog you’ll get 40 or 50 comments.  Guaranteed!  

LOL  *Ostaad*, indeed!  Where else would the animals poop but in nature?  If not for the precious manure, how else could nature grow delicious hay?  It’s not easy to feed all these animals without a good crop, you know. ;-)

Anvar

Anvar, you're in too. After all what...

the animals do without nature? Where would they eat? Where would they sleep? Where would they....well... poop?

 Welcome aboard!

Welcome Anvar!

• we're not exclusive!

Your Avatar looks like there could be a horse closeby just outside the picture!

Haha! Actually, it looks like the real exclusive club is the front page club. Who do we have to sleep with to get featured around here? :))

Thanks for all the paws!

Welcome Madame butterfly too.

A Social Experiment!

I don’t mean to crash your exclusive party here, but I want to conduct a social experiment. After all, what other laboratory could one find filled with such fine collection of ‘animals’?

Now keep in mind that I could have easily changed my avatar to this:
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…to literally weasel my way in here.  

Or, like a snake in the grass:
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… tried to ingratiate myself to you by stating that all animals thrive in nature, and my avatar is an enticing depiction of nature, and that’s a perfect match, and…you get the idea.

At worst, I could lie and say that there’s an animal in my avatar but too small to see.  I hope that’s not the price of admission here!

However, I believe that most of the ‘animals’ on this site are noble and accepting of others; whereas, the ‘humans’ in IRI have already implemented exclusionary methods that deprive many from common courtesy – to say the least.  

Here’s the theory I’m trying to prove in this social experiment:  “Some ‘animals’ here are more humane than some ‘humans’ over there!”

So, what do you say?  Would you allow my minority ‘nature’ avatar amongst your majority ‘animal’ avatars?  Would you feel that the purity of avatars here has been compromised?  Would you prefer that I left you ‘animals’ alone to define unity as you wish?  Would you really prefer to be surrounded by just a bunch of ‘animal’ avatars at the expense of depriving yourselves from the beauty and diversity of ‘nature’ avatars?

Not that it should matter, but I love animals too.  So, whether my avatar is embraced and welcomed in this ‘animal’ kingdom or expelled and forced to return to the cruel world of ‘humanity’; I will accept your verdict and drink a nice cold glass of milk to your health!

I hope you ‘animals’ make this zoo so attractive that all avatars would want to join in and unite with you.  We already have an Animal Farm in which some animals are apparently more equal than others.

Anvar :-)

Nazi, who'd say no to...

a beautiful butterfly? You're in girlfriend.

Hello, I'm a mouse

...and I hate mouse traps.

No, it's literally a Banana Slug,

much too big for you, I'm afraid!

//www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article...

Can I get in?

Does this ID let me get into your club?

I love cats and I have a cat, too, if my avatar isn't legit enough.

Roarrr :-)

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AK69 WAS HERE

Hello here I am

Admin

If I was not married I would ask you out on a date. Are you an insect larva? I suppose if you are a larva you are not past the age of consent. Shame, you are very attractive.

We're back

just FYI

Dont encourage him

I've had to buy a special flea collar. Vermin. A nice one though.

Where is shepesh?

The animal kingdom is not complete without him/her? Is he busy sucking some kindergartner's blood?

I'll drink to that

a cup of milk ofcourse!

jik jik

I can't tell stories but please count me in your animal kingdom too...  twit twit!

Does a Banana Slug

Does a Banana Slug count?

funny avatar!

Arr arr, and ...

cheers to you too.