February 20, 2002
Bin Laden arrested in Qazvin
Osama Bin Laden escapes Afghanistan into Iran but is arrested in Qazvin. Local
authorities have a meeting about what to do with him. They finally decide to call
the White House:
-- President Bush?
-- Yes?
-- We have your man, Osama Bin Laden.
-- Hand him over and you will get the $5 million reward.
-- We don't want money.
-- What do you want?
-- We'll give you Osama in exchange for Leonardo DiCaprio.
Thanks to Farhad A.
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