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| June 26, 2002 Calorie count REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent......... 12Calories Without her consent.......187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands.......... 8 Calories With one hand............ 12 Calories With your teeth............. 85 Calories PUTTING ON A PRESERVATIVE: With an erection........... 6 Calories Without an erection............ 315 Calories PRELIMINARIES: Trying to find the clitoris..... 8 Calories Trying to find the G-Spot........92 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary.................. 12 Calories 69 lying down................. 78 Calories 69 standing up................ 112 Calories Wheelbarrow........... ........216 Calories Doggy Style.................... 326 Calories Italian chandelier............. 912 Calories ORGASMING: Real............................ 112 Calories False........................... 315 Calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging............ 18 Calories Getting up immediately.......... 36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed right awayr...... 816 Calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 20-29 years old.................. 36 Calories 30-39 years...................... 80 Calories 40-49 years..................... 124 Calories 50-59 years.......... .......... 972 Calories 60-69 years.................... 2916 Calories 70 and over.................... Results are still pending DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS: Calmly...... 32 Calories In a hurry...... 98 Calories With her dad knocking at the door...... 1218 Calories With your wife knocking at the door...... 3521 Calories Sent by Farzaneh Rohanizadeh Funny stuff, interesting stuff, important stuff, stupid stuff, all sorts of stuff... Hundreds of daily tidbits were featured in The Iranian Times. They will be gradually archived here. Have you got something for this page? Email us
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