June 26, 2002
Calorie count
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent......... 12Calories
Without her consent.......187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.......... 8 Calories
With one hand............ 12 Calories
With your teeth............. 85 Calories
PUTTING ON A PRESERVATIVE:
With an erection........... 6 Calories
Without an erection............ 315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris..... 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot........92 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary.................. 12 Calories
69 lying down................. 78 Calories
69 standing up................ 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow........... ........216 Calories
Doggy Style.................... 326 Calories
Italian chandelier............. 912 Calories
ORGASMING:
Real............................ 112 Calories
False........................... 315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging............ 18 Calories
Getting up immediately.......... 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed right awayr...... 816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years old.................. 36 Calories
30-39 years...................... 80 Calories
40-49 years..................... 124 Calories
50-59 years.......... .......... 972 Calories
60-69 years.................... 2916 Calories
70 and over.................... Results are still pending
DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly...... 32 Calories
In a hurry...... 98 Calories
With her dad knocking at the door...... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door...... 3521 Calories
Sent by Farzaneh Rohanizadeh
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