June 6, 2002
Boyfriend vs. husband
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in
the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that
had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance
9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs. And now Conversation
8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I
do?
Signed,
Desperate
Reply...
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0
is an operating system.
Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install
Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband
1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very
bad program that will create Snoringloudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend
program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and
cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to
improve memory and performance.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
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