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November 1, 2002

Drinking test

Difficult to Say When You're Drunk

-- Indubitably
-- Innovative
-- Preliminary
-- Proliferation
-- Cinnamon

Very Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

-- Specificity
-- "Cogito ergo sum."
-- British Constitution
-- Passive-aggressive disorder
-- Loquacious
-- Transubstantiate

Downright Impossible to Say When You're Drunk:

-- Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
-- Nope, no more booze for me!
-- Sorry, but you're not really my type.
-- Good evening, Officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight.
-- Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing!
-- I think it's best if I keep my opinion to myself.

Sent by Azin S

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