April 23, 2003
to kill, honestly
Licensed to Kill, Inc. is a tobacco company. We knowingly kill
people for profit. And we're proud of it. In fact, it is the explicit
aim of our corporation. Just check our articles
We're not like other tobacco companies that try to obscure what
their business is about. If you market cigarettes, you market death.
It's that simple. In a country which effectively allows corporations
to be formed without regard to their purpose, corporations are allowed
to kill people to make money. Addiction to cigarettes may be lethal,
but profiting from spreading death is perfectly legal.
Truthfully, as a corporation, we couldn't care less about the health
hazards of smoking our products. Our bottom line is and always will
be boosting profits for our stockholders. That is, after all, what
corporations are about. You could say that we're "addicted
The way we look at it, if we didn't sell cigarettes, someone else
would - that is, as long as states grant corporations like us the
right to exist. So, we might as well take advantage of this right
and benefit financially from it.
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